Tenth Order

[freewill_e]

Why is everyone so foul tempered and hairy? Is this some sort of grumpy old man hex?

You'd think at least the GIRLS would have the mind to shave.

[ooc: Ella would be the most lame villain in the history of ever, so she doesn't actually have a double walking around. But she is ripe for the bossing around! \o/]

Comments

[numbersnfigures]

Shit, too young... you kind of look older though.

[freewill_e]

Far too young for whatever you intended, and far too old to put up with some gross professor.

[numbersnfigures]

*short laugh* I'm not a professor, honey. I am an Auror though. That information usually does it for the ladies.

Eh whatever, you're old enough. You'll do. It's been a long time since I've gotten laid.

[freewill_e]

NO! If it does it for them, go find one of THEM to do it to.

[numbersnfigures]

Well, see, the thing is... you're here and they're not..

[freewill_e]

That sounds like your problem, not mine.

[numbersnfigures]

You should be glad I don't know where you're at kid. You and your sassy mouth need to be taught a lesson. Although you're a Gryffindor... you shouldn't be that hard to find.

[freewill_e]

I won't be found if I don't want to be and you can't do a thing about it. So there.

[numbersnfigures]

Are you sticking your tongue out at me? That's like an open invitation.

[freewill_e]

An open invitation for you to get lost, perhaps.