Delivery Day.

[freetobeme]

So the UPS man just came to deliver my freakin' sweet tripod. (Totally necessary.)

And I missed him yesterday because he didn't buzz me hard enough. So I left a note that something along the lines of, "UPS: Hey man, I'm here. Just buzz the shit out of me. - Apt XX"

And so he does, and I open the door and he's falling up the stairs like he's having a heart attack, dragging my tripod. So I go down, thinking it's like heavy or something? And I realize he's laughing hysterically. "Oh my god, you just made my day."

"I'm going to take that note home and frame it."

"ha. XD Go for it."

"OMG, I will."

I'm glad somebody thinks I'm funny.

Speaking of funny, yesterday while I was at work, this customer came in with a raincheck and she was explaining that she came in on Christmas Eve two years ago, and apparently while the photo tech was processing her order everything went to shit, and the photo tech STORMED OUT AND QUIT IN THE MIDDLE OF HER ORDER. So Noel, being the hiliarious little man that he is, wrote her a raincheck for "Whatever you want."

And I was laughing hysterically through the whole story. XD I was like...oh my god, that's the funnest thing I've EVER HEARD.

I don't know if she thought it was funny, but I thought it was AWESOME.

I almost wanted to quit in the middle of her story for shits and giggles.

You know what's also fucking hilarious?

A customer called Keith "ma'am."

And he was like, "What the hell? Do I look like a lady from behind?"

And I was like, "Yeah, you kinda do."

And he was like, "Really?"

And I was like, "Yes."

And he was like, "*glare* I don't think I like you anymore."

And I was like, "Yeah...you do."