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A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "You look different. What's with the wooden leg?"
The pirate says, "I was in a fight and got hit by a cannonball, but I'm fine.
The bartender says, "What about the hook at the end of your arm?"
The pirate says, "I got into a sword fight and my hand got cut off. The doctor put the hook on and I've been fine."
Finally the bartender asks, "Last time I saw you, you didn't have that patch over your eye either. What happened?"
The pirate says, "I was looking up in the sky and a bird pooped in it."
The bartender says, "You can't lose an eye just because a bird pooped in it."
The pirate responds, "First day with the hook."
The pirate says, "I was in a fight and got hit by a cannonball, but I'm fine.
The bartender says, "What about the hook at the end of your arm?"
The pirate says, "I got into a sword fight and my hand got cut off. The doctor put the hook on and I've been fine."
Finally the bartender asks, "Last time I saw you, you didn't have that patch over your eye either. What happened?"
The pirate says, "I was looking up in the sky and a bird pooped in it."
The bartender says, "You can't lose an eye just because a bird pooped in it."
The pirate responds, "First day with the hook."