In six days, you see the line?
The bad thing about doing IVF is that the hormones they put you on give you all of the symptoms of pregnancy, whether or not you actually are. My boobs are huge and sore. I've been eating weird things. I'm sensitive to smells. I pee a lot. I'm moody. And none of it means a damn thing.
I get my blood test on Friday. I'm terrified.
And the very worst part is that all of the really good stress relievers (exercise, alcohol, sex, drugs, etc.) are off limits to me until after this test. Hey, here's a thing you're super stressed out over AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING HELPFUL EXCEPT LIKE MEDITATE OR SOME SHIT. Meditating is not going to help me stop bursting into tears every time I see a pregnant woman, including on TV.
And my ass is getting sore from all the progesterone shots. The Husband says he gets to be a pain in my ass every morning.
Six more days...
I get my blood test on Friday. I'm terrified.
And the very worst part is that all of the really good stress relievers (exercise, alcohol, sex, drugs, etc.) are off limits to me until after this test. Hey, here's a thing you're super stressed out over AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING HELPFUL EXCEPT LIKE MEDITATE OR SOME SHIT. Meditating is not going to help me stop bursting into tears every time I see a pregnant woman, including on TV.
And my ass is getting sore from all the progesterone shots. The Husband says he gets to be a pain in my ass every morning.
Six more days...