Game, set, match
New Guy: Quit making fun of my choices! I hate you!
Missy: It's funny, because when you say "I hate you," my brain automatically translates it to "Missy, you are so awesome, I want to hang out with you all the time".
New Guy: Yep. That's a pretty accurate translation.
I'm starting to think it might be okay to admit to everyone that I'm giving a fuck. :)
Also, I took my car in for an oil change and tire rotation this morning after having an awesome homemade breakfast sandwich. My mom makes the best breakfast sandwiches in the world. Eggs and cheese on English muffins, OMG, they are delicious.
Anyway, I dropped it off, and I thought the guy kind of looked at me strangely but I'm paranoid about shit like that, so I shrugged it off.
Until I got in my mom's car and scratched my cheek and realized I had a huge smear of dried cheese across my face.
Missy: It's funny, because when you say "I hate you," my brain automatically translates it to "Missy, you are so awesome, I want to hang out with you all the time".
New Guy: Yep. That's a pretty accurate translation.
I'm starting to think it might be okay to admit to everyone that I'm giving a fuck. :)
Also, I took my car in for an oil change and tire rotation this morning after having an awesome homemade breakfast sandwich. My mom makes the best breakfast sandwiches in the world. Eggs and cheese on English muffins, OMG, they are delicious.
Anyway, I dropped it off, and I thought the guy kind of looked at me strangely but I'm paranoid about shit like that, so I shrugged it off.
Until I got in my mom's car and scratched my cheek and realized I had a huge smear of dried cheese across my face.