This is what my brain's leftover thinking space does in its free time.
Has anyone written a song about Middle Earth to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"?
Because I was reading this article on Cracked.com this morning, and I'd woken up with that song in my head, and because it was 8:30 in the morning, somehow they kind of combined in my brain.
I didn't write the whole thing, but y'know... I got snippets:
Someone got run over by a Ring-Wraith, walking home from Helm's Deep just last eve,
You may say there's no such thing as Sauron, but as for me and Gimli we believe...
I've warned all my friends and neighbors, better watch out for yourselves,
You should never turn your back on a gigantic glowing eye who hates the elves...
Well, I'm not going to write it. I'm just saying. It would work really well.
Because I was reading this article on Cracked.com this morning, and I'd woken up with that song in my head, and because it was 8:30 in the morning, somehow they kind of combined in my brain.
I didn't write the whole thing, but y'know... I got snippets:
Someone got run over by a Ring-Wraith, walking home from Helm's Deep just last eve,
You may say there's no such thing as Sauron, but as for me and Gimli we believe...
I've warned all my friends and neighbors, better watch out for yourselves,
You should never turn your back on a gigantic glowing eye who hates the elves...
Well, I'm not going to write it. I'm just saying. It would work really well.