I bought two new shirts today. In a size Medium. I am slowly learning.
I came upstairs tonight and started to get ready for bed. I tossed my t-shirt in the clothes hamper and turned around to put my hair up, like I do every night.
When I glanced in the mirror, I was a little appalled. I was wearing a sports bra because I had worked out earlier in the evening, but something looked terribly wrong. I mean, I know my boobs aren't awesome anymore, but they shouldn't be THAT lumpy and misshapen, should they?
It took me a good five seconds of staring before I remembered that I had stuffed my cell phone in my bra so I didn't forget it downstairs.
When I glanced in the mirror, I was a little appalled. I was wearing a sports bra because I had worked out earlier in the evening, but something looked terribly wrong. I mean, I know my boobs aren't awesome anymore, but they shouldn't be THAT lumpy and misshapen, should they?
It took me a good five seconds of staring before I remembered that I had stuffed my cell phone in my bra so I didn't forget it downstairs.