If I sneeze, this Kleenex will shoot out of my nose.
Amazon.com just sent me a coupon for $20 off my next purchase of shoes.
It's like they know me or something.
I'm sorry. I'm still sick and still stiff-necked, and therefore, I don't have anything of substance, neither serious substance nor humorous substance, to say. I could tell you about the weird dream I had last night, wherein I dreamed I was sharing a hospital room with Gregory House, but that would be boring. I could tell you my idea for Terri's Christmas present, but that would be bad because, y'know, that crazy bitch reads this blog.
Or I could just tell you that while I love Robot Chicken and Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tom Goes to the Mayor just confuses me.
It's like they know me or something.
I'm sorry. I'm still sick and still stiff-necked, and therefore, I don't have anything of substance, neither serious substance nor humorous substance, to say. I could tell you about the weird dream I had last night, wherein I dreamed I was sharing a hospital room with Gregory House, but that would be boring. I could tell you my idea for Terri's Christmas present, but that would be bad because, y'know, that crazy bitch reads this blog.
Or I could just tell you that while I love Robot Chicken and Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tom Goes to the Mayor just confuses me.