Comments | freeshootin: I'm WAY MORE BORED THAN EVER

freeshootin

I'm WAY MORE BORED THAN EVER

Oct 17, 2006 23:46

SERIOUSLY, DUDES.

I need a hobby.

Any suggestions that have nothing to do with sex?

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glaciesastrum October 20 2006, 01:22:57 UTC

Well, you could always come down to the lab sometime...

freeshootin October 20 2006, 04:54:07 UTC

An' why would I want to do that?

glaciesastrum October 20 2006, 04:55:17 UTC

Well, I have this new... serum that I need to try out. I need a guinea pig.

freeshootin October 20 2006, 05:00:58 UTC

Nice try. I won't be forgettin' what happened last time I drank one of your "concoctions" any time soon. >(

glaciesastrum October 20 2006, 05:02:01 UTC

I'm actually lying. I just want some company. Emupions aren't very good listeners.

freeshootin October 20 2006, 05:04:49 UTC

Hah. You wonder why you don't have more visitors down there, with all the stuff you've done.

And I'm still not convinced you don't have ulterior motives.

glaciesastrum October 20 2006, 05:05:46 UTC

Well, excuse me for trying to make castle like better. Fine. I don't want your company. Perhaps I'll go ask Luxord.

freeshootin October 20 2006, 05:07:33 UTC

Eh? Fine then, I won't come visit. And I was actually considerin' it, too.
>P

glaciesastrum October 20 2006, 05:09:11 UTC

Come? Please? Honestly, man, I've been abandoned in the basement with only a Tickle Me Elmo doll. D:

freeshootin October 20 2006, 05:12:23 UTC

What a pitiful image.

Well, since you said please...
I'll come down for a short while.

But I'll still be on my guard.

glaciesastrum October 20 2006, 05:13:26 UTC

Good. Oh, and do take your time walking - the emupions are still running about. They are friendly, but if you startle them, they could attack.

freeshootin October 20 2006, 05:17:10 UTC

Hmph. If any of these things tries to attack me, it'll get a shot to the head.
You really should train 'em, y'know.

Smells musty down here. Don't you ever open a window?

glaciesastrum October 20 2006, 05:18:19 UTC

Don't shoot my babies. Just... sing 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow'. That calms them right down.

And I haven't had the time to train them, yet. I've been busy.

The windows are all frozen shut. Sorry.

freeshootin October 20 2006, 05:24:07 UTC

'Somewhere Over the Rainbow'????
If they heard me sing that, they'd probably attack me more.

Why did you freeze all t' windows shut?
And...what're those words carved into the ice?
*squints*

glaciesastrum October 20 2006, 05:25:26 UTC

No. Sing it. It calms them, no matter who sings it. Trust me.

Whenever I get angry things freeze. Usually windows. Repliku carved 'let me out' into them. I can't imagine why.

mycarddeck October 20 2006, 20:39:29 UTC

Why me?

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