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I swear to god, if I have to drink another french press of Starbucks fucking coffee, I will kill someone. I'm going for training to become a Coffee Master. But I hate coffee.
We have this book that we have to go through like a workbook, and one part asks a bunch of questions that we get to choose from. Questions range from, "Sample a coffee. If this coffee were a bully from elementary school, who would it be?" and "Taste a sample of Starbucks coffee and a sample of toilet water from the mens bathroom. Describe the difference in body, flavor, and aroma". Blah.
Oh, definitely read Morgen's post. It may or may not pertain to you, but do it anyways.
We have this book that we have to go through like a workbook, and one part asks a bunch of questions that we get to choose from. Questions range from, "Sample a coffee. If this coffee were a bully from elementary school, who would it be?" and "Taste a sample of Starbucks coffee and a sample of toilet water from the mens bathroom. Describe the difference in body, flavor, and aroma". Blah.
Oh, definitely read Morgen's post. It may or may not pertain to you, but do it anyways.