I have a couple of funny stories from this weekend...
- the tank broke down
-trannys as birthday presents (literally)
Laura & I were in the room with the keg and this girl was standing there with her boyfriend. She walks up to Laura and this is what went down:
her: So, how old are you now? 17?
Laura: uhh... yeah.
her: Don't you have a curfew?
Laura: nope.
Laura walks away.
Me: Was that some passive aggressive bullshit?
THEN SHE SQUEEZES MY BICEPT AND SAYS, "And how old are you? 11?!"
Me: 11 AND A HALF THANKS.
It was seriously so fucking funny. I can't believe someone who is 22 years old is that threatened by A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD WHO WAS FUCK BUDDIES WITH HER BOYFRIEND TWO YEARS AGO! She probably could have eaten me alive, so I didn't want to start anything more... BUT SHE SQUEEZED MY BICEPT. I mean, c'mon!
.
Troy sent out Facebook & MySpace messages inviting people to a kegger. He gave the address & the number to call for directions. I was trying to think where the house was, so I call the number and the person answers and says, "Pricillas's! How may I help you?" THAT'S WHEN I REALIZE HE GAVE THE ADDRESS & NUMBER FOR A FUCKING SEX SHOP. People fucking RSVPd for this party on Facebook and it was a joke. Hahahahaha.