[FIC] Never Ending River of Pain - 1/?
Title: Never Ending River of Pain
Chapter[s]: 1/??
Pairing[s]: RyoDa (main).. Akame (side)
Rating: Pg14
Disclaimer: I don't own Ryo or Ueda. They own each other. : )
A/N: I are bad updater. This chapter has been a whole month+ late. The very beginning was written at around late Oct. The rest of it was written sometime during November. And the late middle + end was written today. XD
-1 year ago-
“Jin!” Kame squealed as his lover tickled him devilishly.
Ueda looked up from the newspaper he was reading to see Kame being tickled by Jin. He smiled faintly.
‘They look so happy.’ He thought sadly. ‘I don’t want to end up like - ’
Yamapi suddenly burst into the room disrupting Ueda’s current train of thought.
“Jin!” He exclaimed.
Pi got ignored.
“I have found the greatest thing ever!”
Pi got ignored again.
“Jinnnn” Pi whined.
“Take someone else with you.” Jin snapped. “Can’t you see I’m busy?”
Pi giggled. “Sure…” He grabbed the person closest to him - Ueda - and dragged him out of the room before Ueda could even say “Akira shock~!”
--- Kon Kon! ---
Yamapi dragged Ueda all the way down to NEWS’ dressing room.
“Pi!” Ueda said loudly. “Where are you taking me to?”
“Our dressing room!” Pi said as if the answer was really obvious.
“You mean, NEWS’ dressing room.”
“Sure!”
Ueda rolled his eyes. Seriously, Pi was such a space case sometimes.
“Sit down Ueda!” Pi said to him.
Ueda gave a start and sat down. He looked around. Koyama and Shige were having a member ai moment; Masuda was stuffing his face with chow mien (at 10 in the morning??) while Tegoshi and Ryo were having a moment. Ueda twitched a bit as he glared at Tegoshi.
Suddenly a picture was shoved in his face. He blinked several times trying to see what that thing was in front of him.
“Um… Pi? Think you could back the picture up a bit? It’s really blurry up close.”
Pi laughed and dropped the picture in his lap. “Sorry Tat-chan! My bad.”
Ueda picked the picture up and studied it. “Which direction is it supposed to be looked at?” He asked turning the picture left and right.
Pi sighed and turned the picture in the right direction and handed it to Ueda.
“Honestly Tat-chan you’re so silly sometimes.” He smiled.
Ueda blinked a few times and stared at the picture.
“What is this?” He finally asked after 5 boring minutes of endless staring at a picture.
Pi looked at Ueda, shocked. He leaned closer to Ueda’s ear.
“It’s a picture… of Ryo’s dick.” He whispered, pleased with himself.
Ueda looked at Yamapi, horrified. Was Ryo’s dick really that small? He glanced over at Ryo. The Sexy Osaka Man.
“No way!” He whispered, shocked.
“It’s true!” Yamapi nodded. “We had this huge party at my place - members only - and Ryo got so drunk. After like, 5 drinks, he was so wasted and he got up on my coffee table and started stripping. He was thrusting randomly in the air and moaning like a dog in heat. He stuck his dick in my face and I grabbed my camera and took a billion pictures of it. Now, I have something to blackmail Ryo with!”
Ueda stared, open-mouth, at Pi.
“Are you serious?” He asked.
“Yup!” Pi grinned.
“Can I keep this picture?” Ueda asked.
“… Okay.” Pi said, surprised.
“Thanks Pi.” Ueda said gratefully. He got up and walked out the door.
“What was that about Pi?” Koyama bounced over.
Pi glanced around. “I showed Tat-chan that picture I showed you.”
Koyama blinked owlishly. “You mean… that one?”
Yamapi grinned.
--- Kon Kon! ---
Ueda walked back quickly to KAT-TUN’s dressing room. He opened the door and hurriedly stuffed the picture into his bag.
“What was that Ueda?” Junno asked him.
“Um…” Ueda tried to think up something fast but came up blank. “Nothing…?”
“Okay!” Junno turned back around and returned tapping on his DS.
Ueda settled back onto the couch, relieved. If anyone found out that he had a picture of Ryo’s dick in his bag, they would totally freak out.
“Everyone!” KAT-TUN’s manager walked into the room with a flourish and dramatically swept his arm across the room.
Everyone looked up.
“Here are the new updates for this week. Nakamaru-san, you will be acting in a new drama with Masuda-san from NEWS. Akanishi-san, please head to the filming site tomorrow. Kamenashi-san, start preparing for your new drama.” He handed Kame a script. “Ueda-san, you’ve been scheduled with Seventeen to have an interview. The topic is ‘1037 Questions’. Yes, 1037 questions. Stop staring at me Ueda-san.”
Ueda continued to stare opened-mouth at the manager. ONE THOUSAND AND THIRTY SEVEN QUESTIONS?? How the hell does Seventeen come up with 1037 questions??
The manager continued. “Junno-san and Koki-san, there’s nothing new for you two as of now. I will notify you if something comes up. Oh and Ueda-san, your interview’s tomorrow. So prepare for it. You know where the location is right? Yes? Okay. Cheers!” And with that, their manager left the room.
“Kami no Shizuna.” Kame read aloud from the title page of the script.
“I’ll be you anything that all your fans knew about your drama before you did, Kame.” Junno said cheerfully.
Kame laughed. “They probably did.” He flipped over the page, walked over to the empty couch, sat down, and started reading the script.
“How does Seventeen come up with so many questions anyway?” Koki asked no one in particular.
Jin shrugged. “They’re probably all questions from fans. Or maybe, half of them are retarded non-related questions just to make more questions and the other half of them are valuable questions.”
“That’s very smart coming from you, Bakanishi.” Ueda said dryly.
Jin pouted. “I’m not stupid! I may act like it but - ”
Jin got cut off when everyone else started talking about Ueda and the impossible number of questions.
TBC..
A/N: Comments are love, (like always) and the more motivation I get, the faster I update.
I'm writing a epic poem related to Odysseus and JE. XD
I might post that up when I'm done.
P.S. Help me think up some questions. 1037 is quite impossible.
Chapter[s]: 1/??
Pairing[s]: RyoDa (main).. Akame (side)
Rating: Pg14
Disclaimer: I don't own Ryo or Ueda. They own each other. : )
A/N: I are bad updater. This chapter has been a whole month+ late. The very beginning was written at around late Oct. The rest of it was written sometime during November. And the late middle + end was written today. XD
-1 year ago-
“Jin!” Kame squealed as his lover tickled him devilishly.
Ueda looked up from the newspaper he was reading to see Kame being tickled by Jin. He smiled faintly.
‘They look so happy.’ He thought sadly. ‘I don’t want to end up like - ’
Yamapi suddenly burst into the room disrupting Ueda’s current train of thought.
“Jin!” He exclaimed.
Pi got ignored.
“I have found the greatest thing ever!”
Pi got ignored again.
“Jinnnn” Pi whined.
“Take someone else with you.” Jin snapped. “Can’t you see I’m busy?”
Pi giggled. “Sure…” He grabbed the person closest to him - Ueda - and dragged him out of the room before Ueda could even say “Akira shock~!”
--- Kon Kon! ---
Yamapi dragged Ueda all the way down to NEWS’ dressing room.
“Pi!” Ueda said loudly. “Where are you taking me to?”
“Our dressing room!” Pi said as if the answer was really obvious.
“You mean, NEWS’ dressing room.”
“Sure!”
Ueda rolled his eyes. Seriously, Pi was such a space case sometimes.
“Sit down Ueda!” Pi said to him.
Ueda gave a start and sat down. He looked around. Koyama and Shige were having a member ai moment; Masuda was stuffing his face with chow mien (at 10 in the morning??) while Tegoshi and Ryo were having a moment. Ueda twitched a bit as he glared at Tegoshi.
Suddenly a picture was shoved in his face. He blinked several times trying to see what that thing was in front of him.
“Um… Pi? Think you could back the picture up a bit? It’s really blurry up close.”
Pi laughed and dropped the picture in his lap. “Sorry Tat-chan! My bad.”
Ueda picked the picture up and studied it. “Which direction is it supposed to be looked at?” He asked turning the picture left and right.
Pi sighed and turned the picture in the right direction and handed it to Ueda.
“Honestly Tat-chan you’re so silly sometimes.” He smiled.
Ueda blinked a few times and stared at the picture.
“What is this?” He finally asked after 5 boring minutes of endless staring at a picture.
Pi looked at Ueda, shocked. He leaned closer to Ueda’s ear.
“It’s a picture… of Ryo’s dick.” He whispered, pleased with himself.
Ueda looked at Yamapi, horrified. Was Ryo’s dick really that small? He glanced over at Ryo. The Sexy Osaka Man.
“No way!” He whispered, shocked.
“It’s true!” Yamapi nodded. “We had this huge party at my place - members only - and Ryo got so drunk. After like, 5 drinks, he was so wasted and he got up on my coffee table and started stripping. He was thrusting randomly in the air and moaning like a dog in heat. He stuck his dick in my face and I grabbed my camera and took a billion pictures of it. Now, I have something to blackmail Ryo with!”
Ueda stared, open-mouth, at Pi.
“Are you serious?” He asked.
“Yup!” Pi grinned.
“Can I keep this picture?” Ueda asked.
“… Okay.” Pi said, surprised.
“Thanks Pi.” Ueda said gratefully. He got up and walked out the door.
“What was that about Pi?” Koyama bounced over.
Pi glanced around. “I showed Tat-chan that picture I showed you.”
Koyama blinked owlishly. “You mean… that one?”
Yamapi grinned.
--- Kon Kon! ---
Ueda walked back quickly to KAT-TUN’s dressing room. He opened the door and hurriedly stuffed the picture into his bag.
“What was that Ueda?” Junno asked him.
“Um…” Ueda tried to think up something fast but came up blank. “Nothing…?”
“Okay!” Junno turned back around and returned tapping on his DS.
Ueda settled back onto the couch, relieved. If anyone found out that he had a picture of Ryo’s dick in his bag, they would totally freak out.
“Everyone!” KAT-TUN’s manager walked into the room with a flourish and dramatically swept his arm across the room.
Everyone looked up.
“Here are the new updates for this week. Nakamaru-san, you will be acting in a new drama with Masuda-san from NEWS. Akanishi-san, please head to the filming site tomorrow. Kamenashi-san, start preparing for your new drama.” He handed Kame a script. “Ueda-san, you’ve been scheduled with Seventeen to have an interview. The topic is ‘1037 Questions’. Yes, 1037 questions. Stop staring at me Ueda-san.”
Ueda continued to stare opened-mouth at the manager. ONE THOUSAND AND THIRTY SEVEN QUESTIONS?? How the hell does Seventeen come up with 1037 questions??
The manager continued. “Junno-san and Koki-san, there’s nothing new for you two as of now. I will notify you if something comes up. Oh and Ueda-san, your interview’s tomorrow. So prepare for it. You know where the location is right? Yes? Okay. Cheers!” And with that, their manager left the room.
“Kami no Shizuna.” Kame read aloud from the title page of the script.
“I’ll be you anything that all your fans knew about your drama before you did, Kame.” Junno said cheerfully.
Kame laughed. “They probably did.” He flipped over the page, walked over to the empty couch, sat down, and started reading the script.
“How does Seventeen come up with so many questions anyway?” Koki asked no one in particular.
Jin shrugged. “They’re probably all questions from fans. Or maybe, half of them are retarded non-related questions just to make more questions and the other half of them are valuable questions.”
“That’s very smart coming from you, Bakanishi.” Ueda said dryly.
Jin pouted. “I’m not stupid! I may act like it but - ”
Jin got cut off when everyone else started talking about Ueda and the impossible number of questions.
TBC..
A/N: Comments are love, (like always) and the more motivation I get, the faster I update.
I'm writing a epic poem related to Odysseus and JE. XD
I might post that up when I'm done.
P.S. Help me think up some questions. 1037 is quite impossible.