I am so clever to come up with a line like that!
Your Pick Up Line Is
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
What Pick Up Line Should You Use?
I had to go to the mall yesterday to do some errands (sorry Deanna, I didn't have the money to get Jake Ryan socks, but I def still want some!), and at one point I was in Sears, walking towards the registers. There was this little boy (5 or 6-ish) dancing in the aisle before me and smiling, and I smiled back at him and said hello. He just kept tilting and smiling and being borderline creepy, then all of a sudden out of the blue, just as I'm about to pass him he's like "Are you a girl?"
what.
I wanted to be like "did you just ask me if I was a girl?" because maybe that's not what he really said, but even though it would have been a light curious tone I was afraid the mother was lurking around somewhere behind the beach towel display and she would have popped out and accused me of harassing her little kid. So I was just like "Yes, I am a girl" because maybe it was the kid's first time out in the world and who am I to deny him knowledge. Maybe he's so spoiled on video games he has no idea what people are. Whatever the case, he just kept his head tilted to the side and watched me as I went by. I went and hid in the fitting rooms for a while until I was sure he'd gone away.
On the way home I passed a new bright yellow Mustang and the license plate read NOT-RED. I was pleased to see that people who graduated Kindergarten could go on to own Mustangs. Probably takes a little strain off of the economy.
I've left this water on my bureau for like a week and I just drank it and I swear it was dusty. Now I'm even more thirsty.
It took me two tries but I bet I spelled 'bureau' correctly.
I lied about my current song. It's really another song from the MB playlist - I just don't know the title.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
What Pick Up Line Should You Use?
I had to go to the mall yesterday to do some errands (sorry Deanna, I didn't have the money to get Jake Ryan socks, but I def still want some!), and at one point I was in Sears, walking towards the registers. There was this little boy (5 or 6-ish) dancing in the aisle before me and smiling, and I smiled back at him and said hello. He just kept tilting and smiling and being borderline creepy, then all of a sudden out of the blue, just as I'm about to pass him he's like "Are you a girl?"
what.
I wanted to be like "did you just ask me if I was a girl?" because maybe that's not what he really said, but even though it would have been a light curious tone I was afraid the mother was lurking around somewhere behind the beach towel display and she would have popped out and accused me of harassing her little kid. So I was just like "Yes, I am a girl" because maybe it was the kid's first time out in the world and who am I to deny him knowledge. Maybe he's so spoiled on video games he has no idea what people are. Whatever the case, he just kept his head tilted to the side and watched me as I went by. I went and hid in the fitting rooms for a while until I was sure he'd gone away.
On the way home I passed a new bright yellow Mustang and the license plate read NOT-RED. I was pleased to see that people who graduated Kindergarten could go on to own Mustangs. Probably takes a little strain off of the economy.
I've left this water on my bureau for like a week and I just drank it and I swear it was dusty. Now I'm even more thirsty.
It took me two tries but I bet I spelled 'bureau' correctly.
I lied about my current song. It's really another song from the MB playlist - I just don't know the title.