It is not an insult to say a dead man is dead.
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Troy just kept getting better and better. First, Brad Pitt showed off his extreme badassedness by jumping and stabbing some d00d in the neck. Then a dude got stabbed not in the face like Vicki said, but through the face! I love this movie. But wait, it gets better. And then Achilles just went all Neo (a la Matrix) on some dudes that were guarding the temple of Apollo. I swear, the dude killed like 70 dudes. Then the Greek army just totally got their shit owned by the Trojans 'cuz they stood too close to the wall. Then Brad Pitt, being the ethical anti-hero that he is, had to save some lady from getting raped by dudes. w00t! Go Achilles! And then when his cousin died, I started to think Is Achilles gonna hafta choke a bitch? and then he did! HE CHOKED TWO!
I LOVE this movie.
So...Troy was pretty much the event of my day, because I lack a life and I never do anything interesting. So, if I had something to report on I would, but since I don't, I won't. See my logic here? It's better'n yours.
Troy just kept getting better and better. First, Brad Pitt showed off his extreme badassedness by jumping and stabbing some d00d in the neck. Then a dude got stabbed not in the face like Vicki said, but through the face! I love this movie. But wait, it gets better. And then Achilles just went all Neo (a la Matrix) on some dudes that were guarding the temple of Apollo. I swear, the dude killed like 70 dudes. Then the Greek army just totally got their shit owned by the Trojans 'cuz they stood too close to the wall. Then Brad Pitt, being the ethical anti-hero that he is, had to save some lady from getting raped by dudes. w00t! Go Achilles! And then when his cousin died, I started to think Is Achilles gonna hafta choke a bitch? and then he did! HE CHOKED TWO!
I LOVE this movie.
So...Troy was pretty much the event of my day, because I lack a life and I never do anything interesting. So, if I had something to report on I would, but since I don't, I won't. See my logic here? It's better'n yours.