Do I Smell Toast?
Good evening Swine-people!
I know I haven't updated in a while, but nowt interesting happened of late. Until today...
I was strolling around the supermarket this afternoon, when an old biddy hobbled by me... Spraying out the loudest, wettest farts with each step! I experienced the strangest mixture of horror and entertainment, although, I found the fact that no one else seemed to care or notice unbelievable. As for the old biddy... she just carried on farting until she reached the alcohol section.
In other, less disgusting news. I am currently wishing my computer would behave for once. It's slow, It crashes all the time and all on top of the usual internet crap. I have the crappiest pop up blocker...which lets adverts through, but stops me opening links in seperate pages.
People who think computers and machines will one day rebel and rule over us...Think again! Terminator would not be such a scary thought if it were built by Microsoft! Programs performing illegal actions would surely save us all!
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!THINGS I NOTICE WHEN THEY DON'T USUALLY NOTICE ME!
How come, that even though you live alone and there's no one else in the house, you close the bathroom door when you go in?
??ASK Dr.BEEFY!??
Dear Dr.Beefy
Will the devil rise with it being 6.6.06?
Dr.Beefy replies
Don't be so stupid! He made no appearance on 6.6.1906, why should he now? If he showed himself now, not only would it be a horrendous cliche, but no one would be surprised! MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
**qUeRy CoRnEr**
If I mix ketchup and brown sauce in a condom, then fire it into the sun. What whould happen?
The sun would explode, unleashing a rain of pork scratchings upon a dying world! Alternatively, nothing! Gimme some decent questions next time people!!
/Interweb Favorites\
http://www.pinkeyesluts.com
For those with sexual tastes which fit into the category of 'What?'!!
CRAPPITY JOKE
What's green and stinks of pork?
Kermit's knob!
That'll be all for now piglings!
Night night. Sleep Tight. Don't let Hasselhoff bite
I know I haven't updated in a while, but nowt interesting happened of late. Until today...
I was strolling around the supermarket this afternoon, when an old biddy hobbled by me... Spraying out the loudest, wettest farts with each step! I experienced the strangest mixture of horror and entertainment, although, I found the fact that no one else seemed to care or notice unbelievable. As for the old biddy... she just carried on farting until she reached the alcohol section.
In other, less disgusting news. I am currently wishing my computer would behave for once. It's slow, It crashes all the time and all on top of the usual internet crap. I have the crappiest pop up blocker...which lets adverts through, but stops me opening links in seperate pages.
People who think computers and machines will one day rebel and rule over us...Think again! Terminator would not be such a scary thought if it were built by Microsoft! Programs performing illegal actions would surely save us all!
********
!THINGS I NOTICE WHEN THEY DON'T USUALLY NOTICE ME!
How come, that even though you live alone and there's no one else in the house, you close the bathroom door when you go in?
??ASK Dr.BEEFY!??
Dear Dr.Beefy
Will the devil rise with it being 6.6.06?
Dr.Beefy replies
Don't be so stupid! He made no appearance on 6.6.1906, why should he now? If he showed himself now, not only would it be a horrendous cliche, but no one would be surprised! MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
**qUeRy CoRnEr**
If I mix ketchup and brown sauce in a condom, then fire it into the sun. What whould happen?
The sun would explode, unleashing a rain of pork scratchings upon a dying world! Alternatively, nothing! Gimme some decent questions next time people!!
/Interweb Favorites\
http://www.pinkeyesluts.com
For those with sexual tastes which fit into the category of 'What?'!!
CRAPPITY JOKE
What's green and stinks of pork?
Kermit's knob!
That'll be all for now piglings!
Night night. Sleep Tight. Don't let Hasselhoff bite