I'm so happy I'm not 18 anymore
So my cousin gets me to go to Boss Tweed's with him. David comes for a while, we get drunk, somehow, on very little alcohol, and he goes home. I stay.
I dance with Daryl and Nancy and Hawaiian Ryan.
Some creepy guy gets a bunch of girls he knows to follow me around and tell me how much he likes me. He buys me a drink and then tells me he thinks my cousin is too friendly with me. I walk away.
Seth cries on my shoulder about how much he likes this girl. You know which one, the little trampy one. Seth tells me I should hook up with his friend Ryan.
Nancy tells me how much she hates this boy. Shintaro hits on Nancy. She laughs. He walks over to me, tells me how much he wants me to feed me a cheeseburger, but even though I'm skinny I'm really pretty and he kisses me, a peck on the lips. I'm like, "Okay, goodbye."
Ed comes over and writes a note in ink on my hand: "Hey Mara, how are you doing? I'm having a good time." He says people are telling him that my cousin is molesting me. He says he'll protect me and "let's go make fun of Joey," who's sitting on the couch with some chick named Tara on top of him. Ed calls her a slut. She's all over him and he's not even moving but she's having a good time, it seems. This bothers me somehow. Then it bothers me that it bothers me.
Ed tries to buy me a drink. I drink water. He says he took pictures of himself with my camera but he couldn't figure out how to work anything else. Typical.
I spend the next three hours helping Nancy throw up and sitting in a diner with her and Seth while they go over their freshman hook-up/relationship problems.
Seth owes me 20 bucks.
What does this mean? Fucking wrestlers. Fucking wrestlers played with my camera and tried to play with me. I blame Joey. I shouldn't give a shit enough to hate Joey.
I want Bryan to come home. I really want Bryan to come home.
I dance with Daryl and Nancy and Hawaiian Ryan.
Some creepy guy gets a bunch of girls he knows to follow me around and tell me how much he likes me. He buys me a drink and then tells me he thinks my cousin is too friendly with me. I walk away.
Seth cries on my shoulder about how much he likes this girl. You know which one, the little trampy one. Seth tells me I should hook up with his friend Ryan.
Nancy tells me how much she hates this boy. Shintaro hits on Nancy. She laughs. He walks over to me, tells me how much he wants me to feed me a cheeseburger, but even though I'm skinny I'm really pretty and he kisses me, a peck on the lips. I'm like, "Okay, goodbye."
Ed comes over and writes a note in ink on my hand: "Hey Mara, how are you doing? I'm having a good time." He says people are telling him that my cousin is molesting me. He says he'll protect me and "let's go make fun of Joey," who's sitting on the couch with some chick named Tara on top of him. Ed calls her a slut. She's all over him and he's not even moving but she's having a good time, it seems. This bothers me somehow. Then it bothers me that it bothers me.
Ed tries to buy me a drink. I drink water. He says he took pictures of himself with my camera but he couldn't figure out how to work anything else. Typical.
I spend the next three hours helping Nancy throw up and sitting in a diner with her and Seth while they go over their freshman hook-up/relationship problems.
Seth owes me 20 bucks.
What does this mean? Fucking wrestlers. Fucking wrestlers played with my camera and tried to play with me. I blame Joey. I shouldn't give a shit enough to hate Joey.
I want Bryan to come home. I really want Bryan to come home.