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♓ t)(ird GLUB [video//action]

Feb 13, 2011 12:30

[ In the middle of Lander Boulevard is a curious sight. It seems that, over the past few nights, someone has been steadily building up what appears to be a pile of Blobfish, rubble, and clothes hangers. But now, on Valentide’s eve, it has been completed ( Read more... )

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voice 13sugars February 15 2011, 03:18:07 UTC

[.... booger fish.

BOOGER FISH. Oh Abel remembers you, booger fish. Ruining his fishing trip and sliming all over his already gross boat that he was getting very sick in. Looking up at him with sad booger eyes and making him feel bad for catching you all in the first place. Why did you keep taking the bait WHY]

... A... A pile of... blob fish, huh? Well, that certainly looks... [slimy] comfortable?

voice freeglub February 15 2011, 03:53:12 UTC

COM----E JOIN US!

voice 13sugars February 15 2011, 03:56:58 UTC

Oh no, I wouldn't want to impede on your time in the blob fish pile, I take up a lot of room! Besides I'm...

Allergic. To... blobfish mucus. Terrible, break out in hives, swell right up, turn purple. That sort of thing. Might kill me!

voice freeglub February 15 2011, 04:10:25 UTC

O)(no!!!
I'll )(ave to make a new pile!
Especially for you!!!

voice 13sugars February 15 2011, 04:17:31 UTC

[... Would it be a pile made out of cookies?]

Oh you really don't have to! I'm perfectly happy lacking a pile!

voice freeglub February 15 2011, 04:19:30 UTC

Noooo!!!
I feel like t)(at s)(ould be against t)(e law!!
If everyone didn't die, I would make t)(at law as soon as I was -Empress!

voice 13sugars February 15 2011, 04:25:38 UTC

This is really serious to you, isn't it?

[Please stop reminding him all your people are dead. And stop being so easy going about it]

It's... okay? I made my own pile! A... pile of... pillows and blankets. Right here. Most comfortable thing in the world.

[Also known as "bed"]

voice freeglub February 15 2011, 04:27:25 UTC

Just give me a few days.
I'll make you t)(e best pile yet!!

[ AND IT WON'T BE A HORN PILE. ]

voice 13sugars February 15 2011, 04:32:09 UTC

[Why does he fight you. He will never win. Fishy friend is too cute]

... S-sure! Sounds wonderful! I can't wait.

voice freeglub February 15 2011, 04:50:50 UTC

)(mmm....
Got a preference for materials? 38)

voice 13sugars February 15 2011, 04:53:01 UTC

[Little cakes]

Anything that isn't pointy or slimy tends to be pretty nice? ... You know, I could really go for a pile of chocolate. Or maybe a pile of tea cakes, or a pile of really fluffy feather down pillows.

With chocolate tea cakes.

voice freeglub February 15 2011, 14:24:07 UTC

T)(at would be pretty gross to take a nap in.

voice 13sugars February 15 2011, 14:32:24 UTC

Well I'd eat the chocolate bits, but sleep on the pillow bits, you see!

voice freeglub February 15 2011, 15:24:56 UTC

You're not supposed to -EAT t)(e pile, stupid!
)(e)(e)(e!

voice 13sugars February 15 2011, 18:24:01 UTC

But it sounds so delicious...

I'll be fine with just a pillow pile then, it's the most comfortable thing i can think of.

voice freeglub February 15 2011, 18:29:56 UTC

Ok, yea)(.
You're really a bottomsucker wit)( t)(is pile business.
Don't worry, t)(oug)(.
L---EAV-E IT UP TO M----E!

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