♓ second GLUB [video//action]

[freeglub]

[ No, you don’t go a week without a joint post from these two idiots. Don’t even think about it. There is no escape.

But this time, you are greeted with a marvelous sight:

THERE IS A DEAD ORCA ON THE LAKESHORE.

Discedo is a better place. ]

)(------ELLO -EV-ERYON-E! [ Feferi’s on the scene, smiling and waving in an obscenely exciting manner. ]

Comments

[gaga_san]

..... [what do you even SAY to an orca corpse on the feed? He just kind of stares at it a moment, boggling at what it must have taken to bring the thing down, and that those who've been responsible for the inordinately-large amount of text going over the public feed lately were the ones to do it.]

That's....very generous of you all. I'm sure people will be appreciative.

[lonelyglub]

wwe demand payment in the form of a freshly sacrificed corpse or boonbucks or titles

[gaga_san]

[You do NOT want this man giving you titles, I promise]

And supposing there were none of those readily available, would you consider other forms of barter?

[He's a cat. That's (sorta)fish. He's not had any in months. Bargaining is go.]

[lonelyglub]

absofuckinlutely wwhat you got to offer

[gaga_san]

[Give him a minute while he thinks this over] I have some portions of meat from the forest creatures in storage that are currently out of season if you'd like some variety. Boar, wolf, ...and this world's form of beef.

If not, I'm able to cook. I can offer cookies, cakes... [trails off, seeing if he's even on the right track with this]

[lonelyglub]

wwe already havve a sandwich factory

and nep can get us forest creatures so i guess wwell slap an i owwe you on ya and call it evven

but youre gonna pay later

[freeglub]

-Everyfis)( )(as been so )(elpful )(ere! It's t)(e least we can do!

[gaga_san]

Seeing as supplies are tight this time of the year, I certainly hope I'm not alone in thanking you. [OMGFISHYAAAAY]

I'll be by shortly with my housemate, then, if that's all right.

[freeglub]

Ok! I can't wait to meet you! Glub glub!