♓ second GLUB [video//action]

[freeglub]

[ No, you don’t go a week without a joint post from these two idiots. Don’t even think about it. There is no escape.

But this time, you are greeted with a marvelous sight:

THERE IS A DEAD ORCA ON THE LAKESHORE.

Discedo is a better place. ]

)(------ELLO -EV-ERYON-E! [ Feferi’s on the scene, smiling and waving in an obscenely exciting manner. ]

Comments

[13sugars]

You... that whole thing-

That's... but...

[HOW. DID. YOU. DO. THAT]

[lonelyglub]

wwhat are you blubberin about noww

[13sugars]

[Oh nothing. Just middle school aged aliens killing off giant horned whales. He shouldn't be surprised. Not really]

Nothing. Nothing at all. Good job you guys.

I'll... be stopping by shortly, I'm sure Gohl could use some fish.

[lonelyglub]

tell me or i wwill deny you the basic rights to fish food ill shoot you on the spot

this time i WWONT miss

[13sugars]

Hey! Hey!

I mean it, it's nothing!

[... augh]

I'm just... very impressed about your fishing abilities. It's kind of unbelievable to tell you the truth.

1/2

[lonelyglub]

......

[lonelyglub]

FUCK YOU i can vvery wwell slay a beast this size on my fuckin owwn i used to hunt these sized glubbers all the time back on alternia so dont you dare go doubtin my fuckin abilities

just ask fef is you honest to gog dont believve me

[13sugars]

I never said...! I believe you! It's just... impressive considering you're still chipped, right? You are still chipped?

I mean, it's not like orcas are easy to kill anyway.

[WHY IS HE TRYING]

[lonelyglub]

wwhats chipped are you tryin to say my think pan is chipped because IT FUCKIN AINT

fef and i are vvery capable of fendin for ourselvves i told you wwe trolls are different from your avverage human grubber

[13sugars]

... Someone did tell you about the chip, right? Everyone who's here gets a chip that lowers any more than human abilities?

Well I can see that. It doesn't stop me from being impressed.

[lonelyglub]

oh you mean the microimplant thing yeah i knoww of it wwhat about it

then you should fuckin say it instead of tryin to beat around the bush

[13sugars]

Look, taking down a whole whale with only two people is pretty... well, more than human. That's all!

... But... I did say it. Earlier. Not more than a few minutes ago.

[lonelyglub]

wwere better than the humans far better implant micros or not

[13sugars]

No I'm pretty sure it evens up the playing field rather nicely.

[lonelyglub]

nope

[13sugars]

You can't just say that!