[ No, you don’t go a week without a joint post from these two idiots. Don’t even think about it. There is no escape.
But this time, you are greeted with a marvelous sight:
THERE IS A DEAD ORCA ON THE LAKESHORE.
Discedo is a better place. ]
)(------ELLO -EV-ERYON-E! [ Feferi’s on the scene, smiling and waving in an obscenely exciting manner. ]
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You wrench your head out of your newly reunited moirails grasp and glare, returning her communicator after you are sure she's seen your glare. Nothing can express how absolutely enraged you are by Feferi's charity to the land dwellers of this devastated city.
Nothing. If they couldn't hold themselves up by their own bootstraps then dont reward them with free food.
make em trade somethin for the food i wwas goin to try to see if there wwere any monsters to uh tame in the lake wwith some of that spare food wwhy cant wwe talk these things out first
i thought wwe both agreed the food wwas goin to the hivve and wwe wwere just tellin kar and kitty cat cavve girl
not the god damn univverse
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Ok, despite the fact that it's easy to rationalize your actions, you should have told Eridan beforefin. You and Eridan had spent quite some time fighting the thing. Without your high levels on the Echeladder and without the use of the LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT gun, it was a little difficult.
Alotta of difficult.
The two of you had spent most of the day fighting the massive, ungodly beast. But in the end, goodness and justice triumphed as you dragged its corpse to shore. Linda was very pleased.
But... Even so.
It was a lot of fish.
We're not going to eat it all, t)(oug)(.
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You look kind of upset over being charitable to the inhabitants of Discedo. You barely know any of them. And you are sure some of them think that you're an assfish. But regardless you do not care what they think with their think pans.
All that work, and he's sure to get berated anyways so why bother sharing with anybody except their fellow trolls and perhaps a sea beast or two.
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Wealth and reef (as in coral reef) is kind of pushing it, fish pun wise. But you don't give a damn. Linda came up with these while drunk, and that's all that matters.
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i dont think a doctor wwill make implant removval free
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here wwe are outnumbered and you knoww what happens to outnumbered trolls
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i dont knoww wwhat that means but he said 'eri youre a grape'
obviously my blood is of value to him if he wwent out of his wway to call me a grape
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...W)(at.
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