♓ second GLUB [video//action]

Jan 29, 2011 03:00

[ No, you don’t go a week without a joint post from these two idiots. Don’t even think about it. There is no escape.

But this time, you are greeted with a marvelous sight:

THERE IS A DEAD ORCA ON THE LAKESHORE.

Discedo is a better place. ]

)(------ELLO -EV-ERYON-E! [ Feferi’s on the scene, smiling and waving in an obscenely exciting manner. ] ( Read more... )

while no one is surprised, in which i become a self insert

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[ COMMENT LOG ] lonelyglub January 29 2011, 03:06:13 UTC
mmmgfpghgmfdlhhglubmpldfkh FEF LET GO

You wrench your head out of your newly reunited moirails grasp and glare, returning her communicator after you are sure she's seen your glare. Nothing can express how absolutely enraged you are by Feferi's charity to the land dwellers of this devastated city.

Nothing. If they couldn't hold themselves up by their own bootstraps then dont reward them with free food.

make em trade somethin for the food i wwas goin to try to see if there wwere any monsters to uh tame in the lake wwith some of that spare food wwhy cant wwe talk these things out first

i thought wwe both agreed the food wwas goin to the hivve and wwe wwere just tellin kar and kitty cat cavve girl

not the god damn univverse

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[ COMMENT LOG ] freeglub January 29 2011, 03:26:06 UTC
Sorry for t)(e confis)(ion... It was an impulsive t)(ing!

Ok, despite the fact that it's easy to rationalize your actions, you should have told Eridan beforefin. You and Eridan had spent quite some time fighting the thing. Without your high levels on the Echeladder and without the use of the LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT gun, it was a little difficult.

Alotta of difficult.

The two of you had spent most of the day fighting the massive, ungodly beast. But in the end, goodness and justice triumphed as you dragged its corpse to shore. Linda was very pleased.

But... Even so.

It was a lot of fish.

We're not going to eat it all, t)(oug)(.

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[ COMMENT LOG ] lonelyglub January 29 2011, 03:32:16 UTC
then wwe should profit from our catch wwe could probably trade it for somethin wworth vvalue here like uh royalty titles cause wwe are royalty you knoww

You look kind of upset over being charitable to the inhabitants of Discedo. You barely know any of them. And you are sure some of them think that you're an assfish. But regardless you do not care what they think with their think pans.

All that work, and he's sure to get berated anyways so why bother sharing with anybody except their fellow trolls and perhaps a sea beast or two.

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[ COMMENT LOG ] freeglub January 29 2011, 03:38:28 UTC
T)(at's just stupid! W)(y would we need t)(at sort of stuff? If anyt)(ing, s)(aring t)(e reef won't make any anemones!

Wealth and reef (as in coral reef) is kind of pushing it, fish pun wise. But you don't give a damn. Linda came up with these while drunk, and that's all that matters.

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[ COMMENT LOG ] lonelyglub January 29 2011, 04:38:58 UTC
some people are offerin to pay us fef wwe could pull ourselvves up the echeladder if wwe get enough money and stuff wwe can pay to get our chips out

i dont think a doctor wwill make implant removval free

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[ COMMENT LOG ] freeglub January 29 2011, 05:40:35 UTC
I t)(ink we s)(ould focus on making fronds first! T)(at way, we'll )(ave more people around-- like Country of Japan! T)(ey'll )(elp us wit)(out payment! We just )(ave to extend t)(e first fin!

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[ COMMENT LOG ] lonelyglub January 29 2011, 05:54:11 UTC
but wwealth equals powwer fef

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[ COMMENT LOG ] freeglub January 29 2011, 05:55:44 UTC
We don't need muc)( power )(ere!

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[ COMMENT LOG ] lonelyglub January 29 2011, 06:07:07 UTC
yes wwe do wwe dont knoww if wwe can trust the humans here

here wwe are outnumbered and you knoww what happens to outnumbered trolls

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[ COMMENT LOG ] freeglub January 29 2011, 16:02:47 UTC
I don't t)(ink t)(at'll )(appen.

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[ COMMENT LOG ] lonelyglub January 29 2011, 16:05:54 UTC
theyll be after our blood fef i mean you and i are the only the most royal of them all that is gathered here

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[ COMMENT LOG ] freeglub January 29 2011, 16:16:36 UTC
Most )(umans I've glubbed wit)( don't even UND-ERSTAND t)(e )(emospectrum!

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[ COMMENT LOG ] lonelyglub January 29 2011, 17:47:20 UTC
same here but the country human denmark wwho is higher than douchebag japan-in-his-industrial-revolution-and-is-now-sandwich-factory-japan said that my blood is probably skittles

i dont knoww wwhat that means but he said 'eri youre a grape'

obviously my blood is of value to him if he wwent out of his wway to call me a grape

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[ COMMENT LOG ] freeglub January 29 2011, 18:50:05 UTC


...W)(at.

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[ COMMENT LOG ] lonelyglub January 29 2011, 19:00:15 UTC
you heard me

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[ COMMENT LOG ] freeglub January 29 2011, 19:05:21 UTC
Wow, t)(at's really weird.

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