It's Been A Long Time
Me: I haven't updated this thing in like, 100 years...
Xanatos: Or a few months.
Obi-Wan: Whichever one sounds more logical.
Me: Shut up, I hate you both.
Obi-Wan: Wait, but your love was all I had! Look at my life!
Xanatos: Get over it, you have me.
Obi-Wan: But you're mean to me.
Xanatos: Well, if you weren't so whiny...
Obi-Wan: I'm whiny because you're mean to me!
Xanatos: And I'm mean to you because you're whiny. It's a horrible cycle, but what do you expect me to do?
Obi-Wan: Stop being mean!
Xanatos: You have to stop whining first.
Me: OMIGOD shut up this journal is supposed to be about ME.
Obi-Wan: You have to be sensitive to my needs!
Xanatos: I've never been sensitive before, why start now?
Obi-Wan: Because now you have me, and I'm going to melt this icebox that your heart has become!
Xanatos: ...Yeah good luck with that.
Me: So no more Omarion for Obi-Wan.
Xanatos: Is that where he's getting these stupid lines?
Me: Pretty much, now can we please get back to ME?
Xanatos: Why, what do you have to say?
Me: I just finished this really depressing book called Bloodline: Reckoning. The book went on like it was going to have a sequel. But it isn't, and I kind of want to jump off a bridge now. Like when I was reading New Moon.
Xanatos: ...As fascinating as that was, I think that our conversation was better.
Me: Shut up.
Xanatos: Or a few months.
Obi-Wan: Whichever one sounds more logical.
Me: Shut up, I hate you both.
Obi-Wan: Wait, but your love was all I had! Look at my life!
Xanatos: Get over it, you have me.
Obi-Wan: But you're mean to me.
Xanatos: Well, if you weren't so whiny...
Obi-Wan: I'm whiny because you're mean to me!
Xanatos: And I'm mean to you because you're whiny. It's a horrible cycle, but what do you expect me to do?
Obi-Wan: Stop being mean!
Xanatos: You have to stop whining first.
Me: OMIGOD shut up this journal is supposed to be about ME.
Obi-Wan: You have to be sensitive to my needs!
Xanatos: I've never been sensitive before, why start now?
Obi-Wan: Because now you have me, and I'm going to melt this icebox that your heart has become!
Xanatos: ...Yeah good luck with that.
Me: So no more Omarion for Obi-Wan.
Xanatos: Is that where he's getting these stupid lines?
Me: Pretty much, now can we please get back to ME?
Xanatos: Why, what do you have to say?
Me: I just finished this really depressing book called Bloodline: Reckoning. The book went on like it was going to have a sequel. But it isn't, and I kind of want to jump off a bridge now. Like when I was reading New Moon.
Xanatos: ...As fascinating as that was, I think that our conversation was better.
Me: Shut up.