Bwahahahaa.
Monkey is preparing his hostile takeover of the western continents as we speak. My child dreams of ruling the world. Never mind that he is only 13 days old; he IS Zeh's heir, after all.
Speaking of, do you have ANY idea how hard it is to keep that man interested in anything but himself? RON! Do you hear that? You are arrogant, and self-absorbed! And you pay me no attention!! *shakes fist at* I am going to have to do something drastic in order to re-attract you. Even though it goes against my happy bone to do anything to RE-attract anyone. People have to re-attract me. Not the other way around. Bitch.
I have to go feed the future dictator-and-chief. He likes food almost as much as he likes plotting the demise of civilisation as we know it. <3
I am so proud.
Speaking of, do you have ANY idea how hard it is to keep that man interested in anything but himself? RON! Do you hear that? You are arrogant, and self-absorbed! And you pay me no attention!! *shakes fist at* I am going to have to do something drastic in order to re-attract you. Even though it goes against my happy bone to do anything to RE-attract anyone. People have to re-attract me. Not the other way around. Bitch.
I have to go feed the future dictator-and-chief. He likes food almost as much as he likes plotting the demise of civilisation as we know it. <3
I am so proud.