something i did while i was bored

[freedomhampster]

The Good ol Basics..Name, age, and any other pertinent info you'dl like to share::im chris........who cares?? Moving on..So. How are you today?:eh, cant complain Do you have big plans for tomorrow?:your mom! BURN!!! um. are you hungry? I am::i am not hungry you sick freak Either/Or. Everyone's favorite, i know..sedated or spazzed:again, your mom. BURN!!!!!! hear voices or see dead people::hear voices gagged with a spoon or forced to hear angsty poetry::what the hell? aliens or ghosts::your mom a Mini or a $10,000 gift card to Safeway::mini what? luke i am your father or go ahead, make my day::huh? lets just say your mom. shot in the stomach or the back::stomach Do you own a goat?:only your mom. ohhh......thats gotta hurt, Do you want one?:i already answered the question, dumbass sorry, got off track there. Um...Pepsi or Cyanide?:pepsi. i dont want to die Do you believe in..Aliens::sure government conspiracies::the man on the grassy knoll being paranoid::i am paranoid. why do you think i take these stupid survery/quiz things the string theory::what the hell is the string theory? evolution::wouldnt hurt should I get a goat?:umm........your mom do you like Velcro?:velcro is the new dumbass! You have to admit, velco's pretty convenient::your moms pretty convieniant! Unless you're like, velroed to the ceiling or something::you spelled velcroed wrong, dumbass Ok, i've gotten off track again.:your mom has gotten off track Let's see. What's the weirdest thing you believe in?:that your mom is a girl New Topic time! Let's go with...Least Favorites!least favorite movies::your mom goes to bed with an alien book or author::your mom coworker/classmate::dumbass relative::my ass celebrity::your mom internal organ::crap Random Randomosity:Does Oscar Wilde thrill you?:oscar wilde thrills your mom Have you said anything stupid recently?:your mom the Mayan calendar says the world is going to end in 2012. Any thoughts?:your mom is going to end in 2012 would you ever sail alone around the world?:your mom would tell me a lame joke::your mom's a guy Does science have all the answers?:your mom has all the answers which was better, The Wrong Trousers or A Grand Day Out?:your mom's wrong trousers Last Thoughts..Oops, false alarm. i don't have any last thoughts. Do you?:only your mom is wierd
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