I'm loving the
Bonsai Story Generator (thanks,
doyle_sb4!). It made my stories so much more interesting! Basically, it takes a couple of stories and mashes them together into new sentences that almost make sense if you stare at them long enough. So I did it to my Lotrips works of great artistry (snerk), and verily I did laugh and laugh. It made my stories way more drunken and full of pr0n.
He strummed his cup, Orlando smiled and having to think about to get snogged.
Standing in Billy and Billy muttering quietly behind the other side who were out of Cheetos off of the television’s surround sound system.
“’Course it took up at Orlando.
It was fucked up the television, they completed the floor the song in Black Hawk Down.
Because they completed the bottle of the elevator reached the Internet.
They love your long sword inspires lovely dreams in trees and what appeared to head back on.” Dom Peter told you I mean, pirate gold, so He did man,” Dom and grinning, “You’d be making a very un-Elflike tantrum and getting off of the most wanted bachelor in LA getting off of 'I'm tone-deaf' didn't he leaped from the living room.
Elijah had his shoulder.
Viggo, clad in Billy's eye and say we give him a “I’d Rather be too much more difficult to piss, so that’s another.” He put them all.
The what-y what he hoped was shrieking at Dom, and watching pirate movie with the hat?” Dom exchanged worried glances.
“Dude.” Elijah dropped a big sign saying ‘visit me, you that Orli was a very unflattering squeak.
He pointed a 'never-gonna.' He grinned.
Have to Pee’ was mashed into Billy’s lap.
“Creepy ghost ninja monkey in a part of your stupid gay hat.” He shook his spot on the couch “You still make fun of the population of the Caribbean for the end of the Fellowship because his singing got him as this story where he had seen when you’re gone.” Orlando had returned unscathed and my gorgeous bottle on the Elizabethtown press interviews went on the stomach.
Dom “That is number four.” He leaned his true feelings for you see the liquor outside and away I won’t forget this bloody film?” Billy joined him “Now can go find out?
Orlando's eyes were sparkling Yes, Viggo Orlando continued to stare at the moonlight.
The monkey, not filming it Orlando staggered from among the Undying Lands” sticker.
“I’ll get the good humor.
It's kind of Captain Morgan and poured most of a hundred drunken louts that had said, “Kick me, I’m a sip.
“Uh-huh,” Orlando was completely fine with a map with the dwarf.
“Liquor shop’s on him, shoot him from death by pizza boxes, empty room, “What the Pirates of accuracy you think I won’t see it.
“Elijah, why?” Orlando with a deep breath, got you so he wouldn't have to do with the glass for Orlando, but my hobbits?” Billy strummed out leaving a movie, idiot.” Dom applauded.
“Sarci-um, Sacriface, no-Way to recognize him.
“But I don’t think this is playing with something, Dom?” “Hell, we’re TiVoing this recipe.” Orlando on the greatest thing for Orlando made his right eye He picked up the movie’s DVD case, which he opened.
Inside he was going to have to finish on the world and then smiled “Dude.” Elijah rolled his ears and Dom looked confused.
“Aye,” Billy asked, raising an enormous git who bought the lobby and then gave him a lorry.” Billy said quietly, patting his eyebrows.
“Sorry I’ve missed out As usual, Orlando gave them and then smiled again, one with the high notes.
“Orli pouts like Gollum’s eyes, except they completed the ankles.
“Orli!” He and Billy encouraged, no um,” Dom said.
“We’ll stay here I’d totally fucked up “That is Orlando looked smug.
“Drink!” Dom looked at the things protects the sofa and say ‘Arrr.’” Orlando said, sinking lower in his guitar and tried to be poor.” “Served Lij would think this is the best Ian impression.
You totally fucked up, man,” Dom picked up the plastic juice cup and finishing off the couch He wove back and goes, ‘girlfriend, no’?” Orlando glared at all, you sure you can catch up with giggling, tickles, and pirates got yourself to get, isn’t it?” Orlando said, sinking lower in his shoulder.
“What do while he picked up an extremely cranky Orlando said, eyes “I’ve been making this case it’s because his singing in public a chemical that you're still awake, you can sit on the nose.
Don’t get the good thirty seconds to be honest.” Orlando said huffily.
Peter told me It’s an Iron Chef drinking game so you see the film until next week.
“Depends whether or are they show the floor, Lij, if the snogger is going to the Caribbean Drinking Game.” “Sean’s contribution?” Orlando took a pirate's life for me,” he said.
What's got better taste in the bars of ninjas?” Dom clapped a dirty glass with a proper Elf he said.
“You owe Lij the last hour, Orlando corrected, and Pippin would look like Gollum’s eyes, except they clinked together in “And that one, man,” Dom hello,” Orlando chanted under his wig, a year ago, a wind-up, isn't it?
This is the slightly sticky sofa.
“But we rifle and Legolas at the now Back the premiere of a problem for any Man, and drunk it at Orlando’s head.
Norrington’s saying ‘visit me, you gits,” Orlando raised an idiot.
Dom crowed, lifting himself off as he wasn't going to be right.
Get me to turn my back one of the film and then knocked twice and pulled a decent recovery,” Dom began to shake his own face lit up more space between Viggo's boots, praying that wouldn’t have ‘rum’ printed on “But what he hoped was the end of that had been Bean’s idea.
This is a packet of universal unfairness, Peter told me hearties, yo ho,” Orlando “But this Dom came bouncing up his face and a good-natured shove that part, I’ll prove it up.” “That is so gay hat, which they clinked together in an entirely unsympathetic way.
“I mean, pirate movie with a “I’d Rather be a wee bit more forced.
“And that Fran would think up.” “There’s some tweaking to see what it was damned entertaining.” He still owes me I’m a plane tomorrow morning a huge smile on the fun, but his eyes would never had him gently and turned around.
They made sure you don’t go then.” “But I’m drunk,” Orlando scowled.
Remember how we were laughing so be a giggling hobbit-pile behind him.
In Before I wield a 'never-gonna.' He smirked, stretched out dramatically and the popular drunken nights in his hands in his rear end of that song right now.
“I mean, pirate movie with pleading, if these were talking to the television screen and laughing over the pounding bass of me to look over to turn my back on.” Dom smiled.
I do get during our sparkling wit,” Billy asked, raising an unpleasant way.
Remember how long was brilliant.” He strummed his topic.
“Dom’s sitting on me another package with revenge, he yelled into it.
“I’m almost afraid of TV commercials.” “You didn’t see that,” Billy poked him up.
“Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.” The rule of New Zealand.
Keep going, Billy and Dom shouted from the couch, hand Morning, Elf, he picked up Too bad Leggy's running around in the moonlight.
The scratchy quality of Elijah’s dance.
He picked up more space between Viggo's boots, praying that kid who bought the guitar and Dom divided their jobs.
Billy was waiting with People who can’t keep this?
Viggo's voice muffled from the couch, hand Morning, Elf, he sang out, picking a half had left track marks down and emptied the kitchen.
“I’ll get the point.” Dom I was a little voice in front of the couch.
“You still make fun of my fate is right now.
Dom scowled and tackled them, and emptied the last episode was, like, Crab Intestine Battle.
Dom picked up from where he now and up the tape recorder was a brief Less than Keira Knightley’s entire dress?” Billy and Dom said with the enormous feather?” Dom began.
Don’t tell with Viggo-“ Orlando protested.
Gaffers stopped babbling and flipped it Orlando glared at the Caribbean for the next week.
What about Billy?” Orlando smiled.
“And that only Elijah could pull off.
“It’d be that tone-deaf.
“4.3,” came the response from death by the photographers for Orlando because Bills has set this haven’t you?” Billy sings, Viggo asked, looking at his hands and Dom headed towards the way there Billy turned into wrestling, which you've heard a million times in the most imperfect harmony the door.
“And I’m covered in Morocco or Spain or People.
They love your flat and looked at the terror of your stupid gay hat, which we thought you’d be all alone and not having to piss, so proud of rules.
Don't worry--Pete says ‘pirate,’ you get the lyrics of good.
His face lit up as he stroked Dom’s back.
“Pirates of the song was what he had ever known, with, Yes, fangirls swarm, to explain to turn my last night if I can see you guys for even thinking of.
It’s just incredibly large.
“Or someone says ‘pirate,’ you I'm so hard they had, like, Gollum’s eyes, except they show the hat,” Orlando he said, pausing the bottle of the couch.
“You still drunk from the chair.
Which was remarkably intact and shuddered.
“I told him you’d be a fucking Trivial Pursuit question!
Billy rolled his ukulele, which you've heard Dom and directly in a dirty look.
“The what-y what now?” “The rule you still drunk from the loo if off-key warbling to ridiculous Legolas hair “In this version to start this case it’s because Bills has decided to spend my last night in LA getting drunk in the loo if the bloke behind the doorknob to answer one Pirate is a man You were dubbing him gently and then took a swig from the sofa.
He smirked, stretched out at the premiere of a hundred drunken brain processed this isn't going to be in Hawaii, the last hour, Orlando sighed.
“And you’ll let me pee?” Orlando said, shaking his ukulele, which turned into tickling, which turned into their trailer the recorder bouncing onto the floor “Of course you did, man,” Dom said, his eyebrows.
“But don’t call Jack ‘Captain’ Jack ‘Captain’ Jack Sparrow,” Billy began laughing.
“But we were coming up Take it sideways.
“First person to a certain klutzy elf I won’t see it.
There was whispering on “But what about the door shuddering with nothing to show that in the beginning of the Fellowship because Bills has set this haven’t you?” Billy sings, Viggo just sat in rum, thanks to put one man,” Dom and Billy dragged his eyebrows.
“And when he had nothing to do with the director, my hat and lyrics.
“’Course it falling out, should it get all movie star on the sofa cushions.
“Bugger, fuck, dammit, shit, ow,” he was okay with what it was mashed into wrestling, which is just about to them you You’ve only horrible hors d’oeuvres and Dom continued to howl.
We pillage, we left a commercial scared me,” Dom said, settling himself off of watching Entertainment Tonight.” “Since you want from the shop Thirty minutes later and emptied the flat opened and Dom and grinning, “You’d be all of rules.
Billy tossed Orlando shouted and turn the Muppets in his jeans pockets as the song that reminded them do while we weren’t looking, sneaky bastard.” Billy snorted as they completed the fuss was too,” Orlando said huffily.
“Did you too, Orli.
Just trying to you, too.” “Monkey!” Billy raised his way towards the liquor shop.
Thirty minutes later, Orlando commented.
Inside he said, pausing the spirit of the Creepy little bastard Dom said.
“Although his eyes were talking to the Undying Lands” sticker.
And Aragorn's dirt and grime look rugged in the beginning of Cheetos.
Dom turned to finish the chair.
“He still drunk from the Craft Services tent.
Blinking Legolas-braid out at the look Johnny Depp’s Jack He smirked, stretched out of the fans, the rest of the door “I don’t really he continued.
Here.” Billy and Dom whatever I've done to offend you, I'm so he wouldn't have to learn this new bit--he's not any stranger than a minute and a wee bit to drink,” Billy shrugged and payback.
“Rule 6,” Dom Peter told you not they’re on Here.” Billy smiled and I’ll be the movie Dom tipped him against the sofa and propelled himself, weaving, into the trailer where Billy snorted as he stroked Dom’s back.
“You owe Lij 20 bucks, by a lorry.” Billy asked, raising an orange not any stranger than ‘Half Fling.’ Now repeat after me, ‘We love you, too, Orli.
Just pointing it is, Bills, don’t be a wee bit more rum to have to realize that in the door shuddering with giggling, tickles, and say ‘Arrr.’” Orlando chanted under his own glass full.
Thirty minutes later, Orlando began wondering exactly what he hoped was an infinitely cooler version of Elijah’s dance.
He reached over, grabbed Dom around Orlando and smiled.
“Yo ho, yo ho,” Orlando said softly, and not having to piss, so hunky/Alas, my hat and handed him for the hell’s a very un-Elflike tantrum and getting out of the Caribbean: Attack of Yellow No.
5, a huge tantrum and getting drunk and forth.
“Yo ho, yo ho, a giggling hobbit-pile behind the white walls.
“We’ve been Bean’s idea.
“What,” he knows.” Slapping his ridiculous Legolas at the ankles.
“Course he was out As usual, Orlando paused with People who can’t keep his movies will be over faster than Keira Knightley’s entire thing for parley?” Orlando remembered, that in the space between Viggo's boots praying that one?” Dom a good-natured shove that Dom and style as it happens.” Orlando gave them Standing in Billy's eye He picked up a new bag of Cheetos.
“It all kung-fu flicks, Dom, hello,” Orlando continued.
“One ninja one on his next line, and drinking bottled water.” He still owes me ended in the hallway as he yelled into a fight, who’d win, of the film and then pulled them both another package with his ukulele, which is-“ Orlando with a commercial scared me,” Dom began.
I've just about to get snogged.
Finish the floor the Elizabethtown press interviews for twelve straight hours, eating only keep a pirate shanty,” Dom replied.
Blinking Legolas-braid out in case it’s because his singing prowess and start filming it until Dom put his hands over his cup.
“Happy Talk Like a half had like, Gollum’s eyes, except they were watching Entertainment Tonight.”
Remember how we were dubbing him as this haven’t you?” Billy and Dom stopped babbling and reached over his big of a good-natured shove that only Elijah could pull off.
He pounded back one of the television’s surround sound system.
“Least you still have ‘rum’ printed on each other back in a minute,” Dom I was making of updated script pages in rum, thanks to be honest.” Orlando said, eyes from the shop and scuffed trainers were hardly the energy he hoped was fucked up, man,” Dom waved him on the bloke behind him.
In this case it’s because Bills has decided to be a moment of the Fellowship because his singing got him back inside.
“Barking mad, the immediate area.
“And a wee bit to drink,” Billy giggled.
“I told you that he had been Bean’s idea.
“What,” he had discovered that there weren't any stranger than ‘Half Fling.’ Now repeat after me, ‘We love your hair, in an entirely unsympathetic way.
“Liquor shop’s on any magazine why your long sword inspires lovely dreams in “Oh,” said “What do it,”
“Besides, I do come on screen.” “And we’ll do the rest on Billy’s shoulder.
“You’re my darling, Dom scowled and then looked into it took his ukulele, which we thought that wouldn’t have to sing high tenor.
That's not in the final version, of course,” Orlando said.
“I’m almost afraid of TV commercials.” “You didn’t see you guys for the elevator and smiled: bloodshot eyes, grubby hat, and having to learn that they're not telling you to dance of ‘Jesus, I could mention right the cheap bastard,” Dom hello,” Orlando continued to sing.
And the counter happened to collapse on the floor.
“Except that only Elijah had his kneecaps.
And when did he come up with his ukulele, which is just that it on his glass with your constant projects and I’ll be a 'never-gonna.' He picked up from his chest.
“Drink!” Dom clapped a hundred drunken louts on the corner, man,” Dom turned to you, too.” “Monkey!” Billy shrugged and taking a decent recovery,” Dom said, rolling his eyes.
“I told you not denying, But you miss us when he had nothing to commit on-screen career suicide.
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