The Presidential Debate: A tongue-in-cheek translation

[freedomfry]

I have taken it upon myself (no, no need to thank me) to translate last night's first presidential debate into Snark, for the education and entertainment of Livejournal minions. Oh, and yeah, I'm a Dem. My bias is pastede on, yay! Also, it's kinda long. You've been warned :)

Comments

[cincodemaygirl]

OMG this is so fucking funny, I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

In conclusion, liar, liar, pants on fire.

[freedomfry]

I had to write something during the debate. My husband's still undecided (*sob*) and a Florida voter (*louder sob*) and wanted to actually make up his mind or something.

My out-loud snarking would be bad.

Therefore, I share with all of you.

Glad you liked!!

[cincodemaygirl]

HOW COULD YOUR HUSBAND POSSIBLY BE UNDECIDED OMG!!!

[freedomfry]

*rolls eyes*

He's a political agnostic. I'm a political addict. Somehow it works. It drives me INSANE this year, though.

*waves larger Kerry/Edwards banner through house*
*gives money to Democratic party*
*looks pointedly at husband*

[casapazzo]

Good lord, *undecided*?? Better not tell Carmen that, she'll be over there with a baseball bat faster than a yak at full gallop. Either that or she'll drown him in emailed articles explaining in exact detail why Bush is the biggest weenie to ever slime his way down the pike.

(This is v. funny, btw. I signed on right after the debates to see if you were up & watching, but I see you were clearly hard at work.)

[freedomfry]

Carmen has said that she is now on a plane, kumkwat beating stick in hand.

I know, I know. And forcenaswr is also undecided, although I have hope for him because he said that Bush looked like a weenie last night...