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100 facts about N Harmonia
1. his full name is Natural Harmonia Gropius.
2. his first name is derived from the term Natural Numbers.
3. Harmonia is a reference to music, much like his father's name. harmonia was also a greek goddess.
4. Gropius comes from the founder of the bauhaus school, walter gropius.
5. his birthday is on february 29th.
6. this makes him 4 years old.
7. alternatively, he is 17 years old..
8. while he had received presents once, he has never had an actual birthday party.
9. he's five feet and ten and a half inches tall.
10. he's one of those people who weighs more than they appear to and we'll leave it at that.
11. his hair is naturally green.
12. it's always been long, it's just one of those things that simply Is.
13. he loves letting pokemon sleep in it, it is prime nesting material for sleepy pidove.
14. he ties his hair into a bun when he takes a bath.
15. he only takes baths, showering Feels Strange to him.
16. he is not opposed to bathing with zorua/zoroark.
17. his eyes are grey and soulless.
18. he has long eyelashes.
19. he loves bright sunlight.
20. he is a vegan, and depending on the circumstances (game setting, canon points, etc), a militant vegan.
21. his favorite food is spinach and broccoli quiche.
23. he loves sweets. his favorites are cupcakes with buttercream frosting.
24. that being said, he was rarely allowed sweets as a child.
25. the only ones he ever ate were oat cookies and sugar scones with his teas.
26. his favorite drink is blackberry-currant iced tea.
27. he's actually a very good cook once he learns how to use modern appliances.
28. this is because in his youth, he read many cookbooks.
29. he enjoyed reading cookbooks because of the exact nature behind cooking.
30. as to be expected, his cooking technique is very exact when it comes to timing and measurement.
31. as for his previous exposure to appliances, he only learned how to use simple hand-held can openers, the refrigerator, toasters, and coffee makers. do not let him near an oven or a stove without teaching him how to use it first.
32. while naive, N is a genius in all fields, especially with math and science.
33. he's very creative due to his sensitive and emotional nature.
34. he's a good artist and can sketch the shit out of pokemon especially.
35. his favorite pokemon to sketch are deerling and sawsbuck.
36. he can also paint, his favorite being watercolor.
37. his music taste can be described as Indie As Fuck.
38. while he would rather read a textbook than a work of literature, his favorite novels to read are of the philosophical and metaphysical-fictional nature.
39. his favorite color is white/off-white.
40. his sexuality is a complicated situation, but long story short-- he's mostly homosexual.
41. the chances of him actually allowing himself to enter a relationship with another individual is slim to none. it would be one of those annoying things where it takes 9 years of development to occur.
42. he is extremely cynical by nature and is only selectively optimistic, and as a result can't even see himself in a relationship simply because of self-worth issues and the fact he has great reservations towards his ignorance of human interactions.
43. however, as far as attraction goes, if he is in the mindstate to be attracted to others, he finds masculine qualities to be most appealing.
44. this isn't limited to just men, of course, like hell he's not going to get googly-eyed over a woman coming by and sweeping him off his feet.
45. needless to say, he doesn't care about his partner's sex.
46. HE FUCKS LIKE A TIGER.
47. however, depending on the circumstances (sex game settings, etc), he is most likely to be passionless, methodical and calculating.
48. he doesn't like the idea of casual sex and prefers to Make Love.
49. if it's with someone he loves, he will Try Anything once.
50. N talks very fucking fast.
51. his manner of speech is long, drawn-out, and eloquent. he loves compounding and running sentences on and exclamation marks.
52. he is extremely sensitive and, if you hit the right buttons, can cry at the drop of a hat.
53. sad movies and books will make him cry. animal death in said movies and books will send him into hysterics.
54. his "starter pokemon" was a zorua, which ends up being the zoroark he uses in plasma castle.
55. while he knows a lot about pokemon and battle strategies, he isn't very good at applying them in actual battle situations.
56. in real-world settings, he is an intense animal rights activist who is not above missing school for violent rallies.
57. in real-world settings, he is also french (being born and mostly raised in a former french colony in south africa) and has a hideous accent like bijou from the hamtaro dub when speaking english. i really did just type that sentence.
58. he sleeps with his pokemon and pets.
58. he was never afraid of the dark, even as a small child.
59. he doesn't dream in his sleep, possibly because of his psychic nature.
60. his father, ghetsis, is his only known family.
61. while he loves his father intensely and unconditionally (lord knows why), he is well aware that the love is not returned and does not take offense to it in all honesty. he was aware from an early age that their relationship would be more professional than anything.
62. that being said, the two never claim each other.
63. he doesn't know his mother and has no real interest in ever meeting her (though if it wasn't seen as an impossibility, he would be stoked as fuck and do what he could to see her).
64. he abhors physical pain to the point where a simple papercut will ruin his entire week.
65. since he has never left his house, he can't...swim...
66. his sense of humor is shit.
67. N hates change.
68. the only dance he knows how to do is the waltz.
69. he would totally be down with 69ing, he loves oral.
70. he can't sing, don't ask him to, he does not sound good and he knows it.
71. N ate glue a few times as a child.
72. he loves rainy days and playing in puddles.
73. he does not want children when he grows up, he knows he severely lacks paternal instincts and does not want to risk fucking them up or killing them on accident.
74. despite his claims, he's pretty lonely LMFAO...
75. he believes himself to be without a heart and a monster, but he doesn't see it in a negative way necessarily. to him, it is a simple explanation as to why he is incompatible with humans.
76. he always sleeps on his side, either one will do.
77. pillowfights scare him.
78. he loves playing with tape.
79. he loves sports, he loves watching them
80. ...and playing them if they aren't brutal contact sports like football.
81. he's a beast at basketball.
82. he's very good at skateboarding, snowboarding, skating on land and on ice-- anything requiring balance and precision, basically.
83. he likes hugs if they are from pre-approved people.
84. his favorite day of the week is monday.
85. he's excellent at keeping secrets.
86. he can be a good liar depending on the situation and the magnitude of the secret he's keeping.
87. despite his delicate upbringing, he's surprisingly good at roughing it in the woods as long as he isn't alone/has pokemon accompanying him.
88. he likes to snack on pita chips while he studies.
89. he sucks at parties and would much rather stay home and study.
90. he actually doesn't have a problem with breaking the rules if it coincides with his ideals or his wants.
91. hell yeah he'll break the law if he feels like he has to, fuck the police.
92. he enjoys birdwatching and stargazing.
93. he prefers cold weather to hot weather.
94. he always peels his apples before eating them.
95. he loves photography and loves photographing animals in their natural habitat.
96. he hates the feeling of goopy/slimy things between his fingers.
97. he's never broken a bone in his life.
98. he isn't a big fan of alcohol, he's too much of a baby for it.
99. he's not good at keeping his living and working space organized.
100. he gets intensely scared of horror movies no matter how shitty they are. needless to say, he does not do well with gore.