My boss the Megalomaniac.
My boss writes me notes after I leave for the day so I can find them on my desk in the morning. He left me one the other day asking me to clean the phones in the conferance room and the lobby, so I did. So today I come in to find another one, this one rather rude. Apperently when he asked me to clean those two phones, he really asked me to clean all the phones in the office. I mean, I dont have a problem doing that at all, but Im not a mind reader, so dont expect me to be one.
But at the same time, he has invited all the staff to his house on friday to go swimming. He has challenged everyone to a diving contest. Whoever wins gets a $200 prize. No joke. I mean, thats totally nuts. You have to jump off a 9 ft rock into the pool, smallest splash wins. It sounds like way fun, but $200?? Im totally going to snag it.
But at the same time, he has invited all the staff to his house on friday to go swimming. He has challenged everyone to a diving contest. Whoever wins gets a $200 prize. No joke. I mean, thats totally nuts. You have to jump off a 9 ft rock into the pool, smallest splash wins. It sounds like way fun, but $200?? Im totally going to snag it.