How to get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
1. Start a band or become a singer.
2. Make hit records.
3. Remember, you can totally suck, what matters is people buy your music. The quality of the music is completely irrelevant.
4. Continue doing gradually worse music or die.
5. Be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Seriously. The Bee Gees? The Eagles? Fleetwood Mac?
Oh yeah, that's real rock and roll alright. Every time I hear the soundtrack of Saturday Night Fever I start moshing like a motherfucker.
Issac Hayes? James Brown?
THEY DIDN'T EVEN DO ROCK AND ROLL!
Ooh, the Police! Oh! Oh! OH! U2!
For the record. Fuck U2. They had one okay album at best and everyone runs around sucking their dicks, for fuck's sake they've done the same fucking record 8 times already!
Michael Jackson?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Elton John?
Fuck you Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
I hope someday I'm offered to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame just so I can show up and say "Fuck your shitty Hall of Fame and fuck the Eagles." Then possibly burn it down in the hope people will forget about bad music.
2. Make hit records.
3. Remember, you can totally suck, what matters is people buy your music. The quality of the music is completely irrelevant.
4. Continue doing gradually worse music or die.
5. Be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Seriously. The Bee Gees? The Eagles? Fleetwood Mac?
Oh yeah, that's real rock and roll alright. Every time I hear the soundtrack of Saturday Night Fever I start moshing like a motherfucker.
Issac Hayes? James Brown?
THEY DIDN'T EVEN DO ROCK AND ROLL!
Ooh, the Police! Oh! Oh! OH! U2!
For the record. Fuck U2. They had one okay album at best and everyone runs around sucking their dicks, for fuck's sake they've done the same fucking record 8 times already!
Michael Jackson?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Elton John?
Fuck you Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
I hope someday I'm offered to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame just so I can show up and say "Fuck your shitty Hall of Fame and fuck the Eagles." Then possibly burn it down in the hope people will forget about bad music.