Jul 23, 2006 20:33
You Know You're A Dancer When...
~ your pointe shoes are your babies.
~ your friends are covering up there zits while you try to hide your ugly feet.
~ you sit in a straddle when you are watching t.v.
~ you have blisters on your feet for life.
~ you use your swingset to practice your fouettes
~ dance is life and the rest is just spare time.
~ when you put on your pointe shoes to reach high places.
~ when you talk about a friend being you first partner people think you're being vulgar.
~ your vocabulary includes band-aids, sweat, tape, and determination!
~ you have become attached to your pointe shoes.
~ people mistake you for a rubber band.
~ your body cracks loud enough to stop class... but you didn't even hear it.
~ "practice makes perfect" isn't just a saying, it's a way of life.
~ you walk with your feet turned out.
~ everything you do has to do with dance.
~ your parents just bought stock in bandaids.
~ you hear classical music and you need to dance.
~ you don't dance for a week and even your brother notices.
~ you can't count past 8.
~ you notice every mistake in dance movies and/or TV shows.
~ all the things you get for Christmas or Birthdays are related to dance.
~ you stand on pointe in your shoes when talking to your friends.
~ dance is life, nothing else matters.
~ you have more pairs of dance shoes that street shoes.
~ you start stretching whenever sitting on the floor.
~ you turn conversation to dance without noticing.
~ the first impression other people have of you is YOU DANCE.
~ you point your toes even during sit ups.
~ you use empty hallways to practice grand jetes.
~ you do plies and tendus while waiting in line.
~ you can't remember the last time when you weren't sore from dancing.
~ you cancel dates because of dance classes.
~ you bend over to pick up someting and one leg automatically shoots up to a 180 degree angle with feet pointed.
~ you go to get a haircut and the first thing you tell them is to cut it long enough for a bun.