A limerick a day keeps the doldrums away

[fredthecarrot]

My favorite part of limericks is the smashing together of words to fit the rhyme scheme.

I am a dragon litigious!
My grasp of the law is prodigious!
I filed a suit,
the court ruled it moot,
Chomp! That judge was deligious!

by yours truly, with a little help from my friends.