Oh and then they got their assholes bleached for fun...
ROUND TWO, A BUNCH OF NIGHTS I MISSED: Senators @ Penguins (GM 5); Rangers @ Bruins (GM 5); Red Wings @ Blackhawks (GM 5); Kings @ Sharks (GM 6)
1) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #letsgopens
2) Pascal Dupuis is playing like crazy good hockey and James Neal is on beast mode...yet David Krejci is the leading scorer in the postseason so far. WTF?
3) Pens/Bruins ECF...which is the exact matchup nearly 100% of hockey fans and analysts predicted at the start of the season. Hmm...
4) Oh yeah, Bruins beat the Rangers. Which was no surprise whatsoever.
5) Jonathan Toews finally stopped throwing tantrums every two seconds and scored a goal. Game 6 should be incredible.
6) I forgot to wear my lucky panties for the Kings game so they lost. Obviously I'm an integral member of the LA Kings organization and I can't expect them to win if I don't do my part.
7) NBC ran a commercial promoting the Conference Finals that was curiously devoid of any footage of the Blackhawks or Sharks. So there ya go to the people who think the Finals are rigged for TV ratings (like my brother).
1) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #letsgopens
2) Pascal Dupuis is playing like crazy good hockey and James Neal is on beast mode...yet David Krejci is the leading scorer in the postseason so far. WTF?
3) Pens/Bruins ECF...which is the exact matchup nearly 100% of hockey fans and analysts predicted at the start of the season. Hmm...
4) Oh yeah, Bruins beat the Rangers. Which was no surprise whatsoever.
5) Jonathan Toews finally stopped throwing tantrums every two seconds and scored a goal. Game 6 should be incredible.
6) I forgot to wear my lucky panties for the Kings game so they lost. Obviously I'm an integral member of the LA Kings organization and I can't expect them to win if I don't do my part.
7) NBC ran a commercial promoting the Conference Finals that was curiously devoid of any footage of the Blackhawks or Sharks. So there ya go to the people who think the Finals are rigged for TV ratings (like my brother).