War is among us
Heres the latest in this fucked up firepower soap opera:
‘Bush identifies new American Threat’
Taken from the Associated Press News Wire:
Washington DC: Today President Bush took time out from his busy agendas as the zero our neared for Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein to leave his country. He addressed the nation on a new threat potentially dangerous to the nation.
“We are certainly unaware of the dangers that lie ahead for our country. The men and women, as well as children and babies should be aware of the shadow that covers this beautiful nation. It is a shadow woven of darkness and evil. It is to be known that there is an uncertain fate that awaits the innocence here.”
President Bush identified the target of his second wave focus in the action in disarming ‘Global Threats‘.
“The innocent people of America will not be strong armed by barbaric anarchists, and atheistic henchman. The Dixie Chicks have gone on their rampage for too long. We were no longer be bombarded by threats, and potential attacks. Your regime has an ultimatum. This is a warning to you Dixie Chicks, if you do not comply with orders ultimatomic action will take place. You have 48 hours to flee or you too will suffer the consequences.”
In closing statements President Bush didn’t determine the amount of time it would take to oust The Dixie Chicks from their “Hidden Headquarters somewhere in the Smokey Mountains” if the situation called for it, but assured American citizens that gas prices would rise again.
“If the Dixie Chicks do not comply with these orders, an all out attack will occur on the three of you, and most likely the studio band that provides additional instruments on your albums. When it comes to treason, no affiliate will go unmarked. Prepared to be hunted, and brought to justice. You are the outlaws and we, the United States, are the Texas Lynch Mob. There is no telling how long this operation may take, but we will pursue you until the end. There will be no rest until we know there is victory.”
The president concluded by saying that there was a great chance that the Dixie Chicks would elude action for possibly an eternity.
“What do we have to rely on? We couldn’t catch one man in a mountainous cave, how can we bring three women in a mountain to justice. It could take anywhere from one month to 25 million years to capture these treacherous villains.”
After the address concluded, in a sea of unanswered questions media representatives and journalists just looked at each other and said “What the hell was that?” Next week the President is scheduled to speak on whether or not all studio musicians will go through a registration process through the FBI to track their whereabouts.
‘Bush identifies new American Threat’
Taken from the Associated Press News Wire:
Washington DC: Today President Bush took time out from his busy agendas as the zero our neared for Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein to leave his country. He addressed the nation on a new threat potentially dangerous to the nation.
“We are certainly unaware of the dangers that lie ahead for our country. The men and women, as well as children and babies should be aware of the shadow that covers this beautiful nation. It is a shadow woven of darkness and evil. It is to be known that there is an uncertain fate that awaits the innocence here.”
President Bush identified the target of his second wave focus in the action in disarming ‘Global Threats‘.
“The innocent people of America will not be strong armed by barbaric anarchists, and atheistic henchman. The Dixie Chicks have gone on their rampage for too long. We were no longer be bombarded by threats, and potential attacks. Your regime has an ultimatum. This is a warning to you Dixie Chicks, if you do not comply with orders ultimatomic action will take place. You have 48 hours to flee or you too will suffer the consequences.”
In closing statements President Bush didn’t determine the amount of time it would take to oust The Dixie Chicks from their “Hidden Headquarters somewhere in the Smokey Mountains” if the situation called for it, but assured American citizens that gas prices would rise again.
“If the Dixie Chicks do not comply with these orders, an all out attack will occur on the three of you, and most likely the studio band that provides additional instruments on your albums. When it comes to treason, no affiliate will go unmarked. Prepared to be hunted, and brought to justice. You are the outlaws and we, the United States, are the Texas Lynch Mob. There is no telling how long this operation may take, but we will pursue you until the end. There will be no rest until we know there is victory.”
The president concluded by saying that there was a great chance that the Dixie Chicks would elude action for possibly an eternity.
“What do we have to rely on? We couldn’t catch one man in a mountainous cave, how can we bring three women in a mountain to justice. It could take anywhere from one month to 25 million years to capture these treacherous villains.”
After the address concluded, in a sea of unanswered questions media representatives and journalists just looked at each other and said “What the hell was that?” Next week the President is scheduled to speak on whether or not all studio musicians will go through a registration process through the FBI to track their whereabouts.