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[fredegarbolger]

During the relative quietness and obscurity I've fallen into over the past few months I have had an epiphany.

I am madly in love with Will Whitfoot.

This might seem sort of sudden, but my mun is a fuckhead I assure you, it is not.

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[willwhitfoot]

*chokes on a cinnamon crumb cake*

Err...hm. Back in my day, why..... Me, lad?

aw, a star.

[fredegarbolger]

there's just something about that whole old fat guy who let a young unwashed undereducated inbred fat little fucker usurp his position at mayor that uh. gets me going. or something.

..cookies? *offers*

[willwhitfoot]

I like the way you think, lad. ...I think. Aye, you see...in my day, a Mayor was rightfully ELECTED to his position. Nowadays it seems, that fat Samwise and that pretty little lass, Miss Frodo, why, they...*belches* 'Scuse me.

..cookies, you say?

[fredegarbolger]

Mhm. And a finer day that was, before those bastards went tramping all over Arda and left me behind to rot in the gutter and then came home to brag and bitch about how hard it was and that stupid fat bastard started making laws against me touching his precious mr frodo because frodo's just an unabashed whore who cant keep his leg cl-... uh..

Yes, cookies. I made them myself. :)

[willwhitfoot]

That little lass is a whore? Hm...*rubs chins* This is exciting interesting news, indeed. It has been a time since I've visited the brothel...wonder how much she ch- Would you like to go with me, lad?

I think I might love you too *eats cookies, drops crumbs everywhere* Can you make lemon squares with baked sugar icing?