fun email from mom
I guess you forgot that over a week ago it was my birthday. It's unbelievable to me that at age 29 you have to be reminded about these things. At any rate, obviously birthdays don't mean that much to you, which is fine, but you should know that you get what you give. Therefore, don't expect any presents from me when it's your birthday. It's only fair. By your age, you should be in a position to not only remember my birthday but also treat me to dinner or get me a nice gift. You should really think about where you are headed as you start to narrow in on age 30. Oh well...