I am unwell, tired and stressed. I need to detox and relax. I am going to stop smoking altogether, even the casual fag that so often comes with a drink or a particularly high octane day at work. I am going to go on holiday, to somewhere hot, for at least a week. I need to seriously get back into a normal sleeping routine - easier said than done, i.e. I was working til 5 o'clock last night, sigh!
Hey, it's all cool, I am rich(ish).
This is swish, I stumbled upon this dream of a cocktail at work, when we were idling through a boring shift by making elaborate cocktails for ourselves. Cappucino Cocktails, anyone?
1 shot of cognac (a VS will do, there is no point in wasting a better appellation on a mixed drink)
1 shot of Kahlua (oder Tia Maria, aber Kahlua ist viel besser als TM)
1 shot of espresso (i.e. strong coffee)
1 shot of gomme syrup (i.e. sugar syrup)
2 or 3 shots of single cream
Put it all in a cocktail shaker with plenty ice, shake vigouously until hands are frostbitten, strain into frozen martini glass. sprinkle liberally with cocoa powder and/or flaked chocolate. Serves two.
Fuck your Tom Cruise, I am the supreme barman.
Poor old Gorgeous George, he's a good guy, but everyone hates him now.
Isn't that cute? Valentine's Day soon folks, got yourself a boyfriend yet?
There's a bit in an episode of Family Guy where Stewie imagines performing 'Rocket Man' in beat-poet style, it is so fucking awesome it makes me weep.
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.