does anybody know how the story really goes or do we all just hum along?

[freddish]

I finally got around to seeing Steven Colbert's speech at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner... holy fuck, that man's got some balls. It might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

You should all watch it too.
http://video.freevideoblog.com/video/AAC7FA18-2DDC-4D3E-B1BB-9D6CBD83E27F.htm