livebloggin' the oscars!
First impressions on the red carpet:
-I especially liked the exchange between Regis and George Clooney:
Regis: A few years ago everyone wanted to be Cary Grant,; now everyone wants to be George Clooney!
George: No one wants to be Cary Grant anymore because he's dead, and no one wants to be dead, Regis.
-Javier Bardem (from no country) is actually quite the attractive Spainard...just goes to show you that NO ONE looks good in a Prince Valiant haircut...Take THAT indie/emo kids from the mid-late '90s!
-Also, Daniel Day Lewis is British?! And wears large gold hoop earrings? I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS REVELATION
-And finally, I learned that Miley Cyrus' name is actually Destiny Hope Cyrus...
Who the hell names their daughter with not one but TWO adjectives pertaining to optimism and future?
--Wait wait-- and why does Hillary Swank look like Barack Obama's wife?
Hollywood really needs to stop jumping on the Obama bandwagon. YEESH! LOLZ
More to follow!
-I especially liked the exchange between Regis and George Clooney:
Regis: A few years ago everyone wanted to be Cary Grant,; now everyone wants to be George Clooney!
George: No one wants to be Cary Grant anymore because he's dead, and no one wants to be dead, Regis.
-Javier Bardem (from no country) is actually quite the attractive Spainard...just goes to show you that NO ONE looks good in a Prince Valiant haircut...Take THAT indie/emo kids from the mid-late '90s!
-Also, Daniel Day Lewis is British?! And wears large gold hoop earrings? I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS REVELATION
-And finally, I learned that Miley Cyrus' name is actually Destiny Hope Cyrus...
Who the hell names their daughter with not one but TWO adjectives pertaining to optimism and future?
--Wait wait-- and why does Hillary Swank look like Barack Obama's wife?
Hollywood really needs to stop jumping on the Obama bandwagon. YEESH! LOLZ
More to follow!