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Today was incredibly momentous.
In the morning I got up out of bed. I pulled the sheets back to where they were, effectively making my bed, as it were. I migrated towards the computer room. Played on there for a little while. Took a shower. It was really wet in there, and I used a lot of soap. I used shampoo AND conditioner!!! I'm so fucking awesome. Like a mute assassin. After that I ate a sandwich for lunch. It was turkey, cheese, lettuce, onions (RED onion, not the normal kind.) mustard and dill pickle slices. I used to hate pickles on sandwiches. But recently, I decided that I like them. It's quite odd. But yeah, I put like three pickles on there. It was all on a toasted bagel... not bread, like you would first think. Not a roll either. It was a fucking BAGEL. Toasted, even. In the toaster. Anyway it was an awesome sandwich. I almost had an orgasm taking the first bite. After I finished that, I got on the computer. I talked to Ricky and his friend Eryn. Eryn seems quite attractive. I'd play hide the salami with her. Like how Bill Murray said in Caddyshack. Caddyshack is a funny movie. It also has Rodney Dangerfield in it... and he was one of the funniest guys ever. I can't believe he died. :(
In the morning I got up out of bed. I pulled the sheets back to where they were, effectively making my bed, as it were. I migrated towards the computer room. Played on there for a little while. Took a shower. It was really wet in there, and I used a lot of soap. I used shampoo AND conditioner!!! I'm so fucking awesome. Like a mute assassin. After that I ate a sandwich for lunch. It was turkey, cheese, lettuce, onions (RED onion, not the normal kind.) mustard and dill pickle slices. I used to hate pickles on sandwiches. But recently, I decided that I like them. It's quite odd. But yeah, I put like three pickles on there. It was all on a toasted bagel... not bread, like you would first think. Not a roll either. It was a fucking BAGEL. Toasted, even. In the toaster. Anyway it was an awesome sandwich. I almost had an orgasm taking the first bite. After I finished that, I got on the computer. I talked to Ricky and his friend Eryn. Eryn seems quite attractive. I'd play hide the salami with her. Like how Bill Murray said in Caddyshack. Caddyshack is a funny movie. It also has Rodney Dangerfield in it... and he was one of the funniest guys ever. I can't believe he died. :(