throws rice
nicky hilton got married. i was so disappointed to open the link and find out it wasn't me she got hitched to.
and paris is really getting married, i don't know who i'm going to party with now that both of them are going to have husbands, fake or not. there goes my life. the other night i was at pharrell william's new footwear flavor debut from ice cream and bbc, whatever that is, and i trailed paris all over the place. i also was wearing the same shirt to that as i wore to the kill bill premiere like four months ago. which should tell you right there how poor and or lazy i am.
apparently, i'm dating this chick. i should probably know her name but you know, that's hardly my style. i bought her a rose that night, as pictured, i'm sure we slept together minutes afterward. she's cute, she'll probably mooch off me until she finds i have very little in the bank and then she'll dump me for a punk rocker or something along those lines.
i don't know how to end this because i'm sort of in shock about nicky and i'm in shock at how easy it was to write this update, lata.
and paris is really getting married, i don't know who i'm going to party with now that both of them are going to have husbands, fake or not. there goes my life. the other night i was at pharrell william's new footwear flavor debut from ice cream and bbc, whatever that is, and i trailed paris all over the place. i also was wearing the same shirt to that as i wore to the kill bill premiere like four months ago. which should tell you right there how poor and or lazy i am.
apparently, i'm dating this chick. i should probably know her name but you know, that's hardly my style. i bought her a rose that night, as pictured, i'm sure we slept together minutes afterward. she's cute, she'll probably mooch off me until she finds i have very little in the bank and then she'll dump me for a punk rocker or something along those lines.
i don't know how to end this because i'm sort of in shock about nicky and i'm in shock at how easy it was to write this update, lata.