Ramblings of cynicism about love...read at your own discretion...
Yeah, i dont know why i'm even updating today nothing worth mentioning has happended, except alot of depressing crap.
I am so pissed off and tired of romantic movie bull shit. The whole "Oh I know I've only known you for like 3 days, but I love you". Everytime I watch one of those movies, (which is often, mind you, i am a sappy, mooshy girl), I want to scream and throw the remote at the TV. I just dont think it's fair. why would the film industry want to put this false sense of hope out there? like yes everyone has a someone; every pot has they're lid if you will. I mean is that even true? If you think about it, it is an impossibility for there to be someone in the world for everyone, Im guessing maybe theres 20 someones in the world for everyone and all you have to do is find one of those 20 and you're set. I dont want to sound like a cynical bitch, but honestly does anyone believe in true love anymore? I do believe, that you can find someone that you don't completely hate and have enough of a physical attraction towards to get married and be happy for most of your lives, but i dont think there is such a thing as "soul mates", or "perfect romance", or "love at first sight". It is all completely ridiculous and fairy tale. The things we grow up on. By watching these movies we think there's something defective about us when we cant find our "soulmate".
Wow, this has been a whole lot of rambling bull, brought to you by your's truly. I hope you didn't just read that, yikes, a full waste of a good 3 minutes.
(yes, I'm back! being miserable has brought out my creative side...I should go paint before it runs out.)
Q.O.T.D!
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Johnny Drunken Appleseed
The apple or green apple martini is a much requested recipe. A tart taste treat, this very fun martini offers some interesting sipping.
Ingredients
*10 ounces of Fris Apple vodka.
*1 ounce of UV Green Apple vodka.
*1 green apple, washed and peeled.
*1 ounce of apple schnapps.
*2 cinnamon sticks.
*Big Apple flavored Cocktail Candy flavored sugar
*Half a lemon
The mix
*Carefully open your Cocktail Candy and say, "apple, apple, frapple, frapple" (This step is optional, but will obviously yield the best results).
*Cut your lemon into quarters and gently squeeze the juice of one of the quarters into the shaker.
*Put the lid on the shaker. Shake with a vertical motion 15 times. You may limit your shaking to 12 times if listening to a swing or jazz tune.
*Strain this excellent liquid into 2 very chilled martini glasses.
*Slide a stick of cinnamon into each glass.
*Grate a small amount of green apple into each martini.
---don't like my q.o.t.d? bite me!
-----P.S.- I want a Tiara...
I am so pissed off and tired of romantic movie bull shit. The whole "Oh I know I've only known you for like 3 days, but I love you". Everytime I watch one of those movies, (which is often, mind you, i am a sappy, mooshy girl), I want to scream and throw the remote at the TV. I just dont think it's fair. why would the film industry want to put this false sense of hope out there? like yes everyone has a someone; every pot has they're lid if you will. I mean is that even true? If you think about it, it is an impossibility for there to be someone in the world for everyone, Im guessing maybe theres 20 someones in the world for everyone and all you have to do is find one of those 20 and you're set. I dont want to sound like a cynical bitch, but honestly does anyone believe in true love anymore? I do believe, that you can find someone that you don't completely hate and have enough of a physical attraction towards to get married and be happy for most of your lives, but i dont think there is such a thing as "soul mates", or "perfect romance", or "love at first sight". It is all completely ridiculous and fairy tale. The things we grow up on. By watching these movies we think there's something defective about us when we cant find our "soulmate".
Wow, this has been a whole lot of rambling bull, brought to you by your's truly. I hope you didn't just read that, yikes, a full waste of a good 3 minutes.
(yes, I'm back! being miserable has brought out my creative side...I should go paint before it runs out.)
Q.O.T.D!
-------------
Johnny Drunken Appleseed
The apple or green apple martini is a much requested recipe. A tart taste treat, this very fun martini offers some interesting sipping.
Ingredients
*10 ounces of Fris Apple vodka.
*1 ounce of UV Green Apple vodka.
*1 green apple, washed and peeled.
*1 ounce of apple schnapps.
*2 cinnamon sticks.
*Big Apple flavored Cocktail Candy flavored sugar
*Half a lemon
The mix
*Carefully open your Cocktail Candy and say, "apple, apple, frapple, frapple" (This step is optional, but will obviously yield the best results).
*Cut your lemon into quarters and gently squeeze the juice of one of the quarters into the shaker.
*Put the lid on the shaker. Shake with a vertical motion 15 times. You may limit your shaking to 12 times if listening to a swing or jazz tune.
*Strain this excellent liquid into 2 very chilled martini glasses.
*Slide a stick of cinnamon into each glass.
*Grate a small amount of green apple into each martini.
---don't like my q.o.t.d? bite me!
-----P.S.- I want a Tiara...