i dont mean to be disparaging you motherfucking cunt-courtesy of The Sopranos
Horoscope for Scorpio: This is not a natural disaster. You can undo whatever damage has been done.
sarita and i walked out of fayes today and realized the whale was missing. so we went back inside and asked Nice Guy if they towed it and sure enough they towed it before seven. bitches. but he gave me the number to call and they said it would be 170 dollars to go pick it up. fuck. then the lady said it was an extra fine of 50 for parking there. sluts. sarita gave me a kiss and left. shizit. then nice guy gave me a free mocha and said it was a life lesson and not to worry. skankless. then my daddy came to pick me up and tried to crack some jokes and gave me his lunch brownie and it cheered me up. more skanklessness. we got the whale, the ticket, and thanked the greaater beings that neither of us were in prison, linked arms and sang lionel richie together. crapless. i decided to not go on ski trip to pay for everything and so my mother couldnt say shit to me because i had already figured the solution out. but then i cried by accident and she hugged me and i was like damn ho that was not supposed to happen. mamas are sneaky like that. then fiona and mikalicious devised a plan to pay for ski trip for me and i almost cried again because they are so amazing. so slutless.
even on my completely fucked bitch screwed blown days i have these people that love me and i am very lucky, sortof.
that is my 220 dollar adventure day. plus i owe 95 in parking tickets. yowzer.
i only hope the horoscope is true...pleaseeeeee.
sarita and i walked out of fayes today and realized the whale was missing. so we went back inside and asked Nice Guy if they towed it and sure enough they towed it before seven. bitches. but he gave me the number to call and they said it would be 170 dollars to go pick it up. fuck. then the lady said it was an extra fine of 50 for parking there. sluts. sarita gave me a kiss and left. shizit. then nice guy gave me a free mocha and said it was a life lesson and not to worry. skankless. then my daddy came to pick me up and tried to crack some jokes and gave me his lunch brownie and it cheered me up. more skanklessness. we got the whale, the ticket, and thanked the greaater beings that neither of us were in prison, linked arms and sang lionel richie together. crapless. i decided to not go on ski trip to pay for everything and so my mother couldnt say shit to me because i had already figured the solution out. but then i cried by accident and she hugged me and i was like damn ho that was not supposed to happen. mamas are sneaky like that. then fiona and mikalicious devised a plan to pay for ski trip for me and i almost cried again because they are so amazing. so slutless.
even on my completely fucked bitch screwed blown days i have these people that love me and i am very lucky, sortof.
that is my 220 dollar adventure day. plus i owe 95 in parking tickets. yowzer.
i only hope the horoscope is true...pleaseeeeee.