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A few facts about Grace Samantha Browning-Winchester (AKA How to make a Winchester Mary Sue)
By freakytwinthing’s mun (me!), with input/help/some ideas from winchesterjerk’s mun and various other contributors.
To be added to as I think of more ways to make her awesome.
-She is Dean’s twin sister! They were separated at birth when one nurse forgot to drink her coffee that morning, and switched the girls in their cradles. Of course, the one that Grace was switched with died, so Dean was an only child for a while.
-Her full, legal name is Grace Samantha Maria Browning. But she ignores the Maria, and usually hyphenates with Winchester. Or just ignores Browning and goes with Winchester. It depends on her mood.
-The family that raised her is very “Leave it To Beaver.” With dark secrets! Mom was a witch, and Dad was spelled into marrying her. Awesome, right?
-She was raised Catholic until John rescued her.
-She had a big brother named Wally (get it? I crack myself up.) while living with the Brownings. His current whereabous are unknown, because he ran away.
-When she was ten, she went to school one day, and a boy named Dean Winchester sat next to her in class. They made friends, and then Grace, with her psychic mojo, and Dean, being Dean, figured everything out.
-John was also in town at this point in time, hunting something that turned out to be Evil Witch!mom. Evil Witch!Mom died, fake!Dad’s spell was removed and he took off, Wally ran away, the house was burned down, and Grace went with John, Dean, and Sam.
-Grace is little next to her brothers. She’s about 5’2”, and petite.
-She's a crappy big sister to Sam and sucks at family stuff. It makes her uncomfortable.
-She also hates houses.
-Dean is older by half an hour. Dean was born at 11:45 PM, and Grace was born at 00:15 the next morning. So they’re special like that.
-She likes swords because they are sharp, pointy, and shiny.
-She can’t cook.
-She has nightmares about everything. One involves Zombie!Dean. And she has nightmares of him in hell.
-She is terrified of horror movies. Like…they hardcore freak her out.
-She likes fire!
-She’s a ballerina, has a black belt in kung-fu, and can play the piano.
-During her teenage rebellion stage, she became a hippie. She turned vegetarian, wore flowers in her hair, and tried to make peace with all of the supernatural things, instead of helping to hunt them.
-She has a pentagram tattoo, like Sam and Dean. But it’s on her back instead of her chest.
-She has two other tattoos somewhere else, but she won't tell you what they are or where they are. Not even Sam and Dean know. Chuck does, though! Because he's awesome and has seen her naked in prophet-y dreams.
-She kisses boys in the Impala. The scandal!
-If she can't sleep, she sleeps in the car.
-She is no stranger to dirty Mexican jail. Or American jail.
-She was prom queen. Twice. She was homecoming queen once.
-She is scared of elevators, clowns, and alligators in the sewers/pipes. Especially the alligators. God damn alligators.
-Popsicles are her favorite food group. Yes, it's a group. Especially the yellow ones. Mmmm, yellow.
-Grilled cheese is her favorite comfort food, but she sets it on fire whenever she tries to make it.
-She died and went to Hell once. But it was the shortest stay in Hell in the history of Hell, because a stereotypical good demon took pity on her and helped her escape.
-She calls Alastair Sparky.
-She speaks Japanese and Russian.
-She likes explosions, and is good at making big ones with even the most basic materials.
-She likes Rodgers and Hammerstien. And country music! And, you know, the stuff that Dean likes.
-She looks younger than she is. Don't question it. It just works that way.
-John let her have a goldfish when she was 11. She named it Goliath.
-She can't stand it when Sam is unhappy/upset in any way, shape, or form.
-She spouts out random facts when she's upset.
-She is a stress eater! Mostly of muffins, tacos, grilled cheese, and popsicles.
-She can sense when any member of her family is in trouble because her right ear twitches.
-She has a boatload of scars, most of them on her torso. Her favorite is one on her back that's parallel to and the length of her spine.
-Bobby is her Uncle Bobby, and, even though she's 30, he keeps popsicles in his freezer for her, hugs her constantly, and And pulls quarters out of her ear and always lets her keep them. (Thank you, maninflannel)
-Ruby likes her!
-She married Chuck the Prophet in Vegas. Then they got divorced.
-She took Ed Zeddmore's (of Ghostfacers fame) virginity.
-She's also slept with at least one US Senator.
-Everyone loves her. Yes, even you.
By freakytwinthing’s mun (me!), with input/help/some ideas from winchesterjerk’s mun and various other contributors.
To be added to as I think of more ways to make her awesome.
-She is Dean’s twin sister! They were separated at birth when one nurse forgot to drink her coffee that morning, and switched the girls in their cradles. Of course, the one that Grace was switched with died, so Dean was an only child for a while.
-Her full, legal name is Grace Samantha Maria Browning. But she ignores the Maria, and usually hyphenates with Winchester. Or just ignores Browning and goes with Winchester. It depends on her mood.
-The family that raised her is very “Leave it To Beaver.” With dark secrets! Mom was a witch, and Dad was spelled into marrying her. Awesome, right?
-She was raised Catholic until John rescued her.
-She had a big brother named Wally (get it? I crack myself up.) while living with the Brownings. His current whereabous are unknown, because he ran away.
-When she was ten, she went to school one day, and a boy named Dean Winchester sat next to her in class. They made friends, and then Grace, with her psychic mojo, and Dean, being Dean, figured everything out.
-John was also in town at this point in time, hunting something that turned out to be Evil Witch!mom. Evil Witch!Mom died, fake!Dad’s spell was removed and he took off, Wally ran away, the house was burned down, and Grace went with John, Dean, and Sam.
-Grace is little next to her brothers. She’s about 5’2”, and petite.
-She's a crappy big sister to Sam and sucks at family stuff. It makes her uncomfortable.
-She also hates houses.
-Dean is older by half an hour. Dean was born at 11:45 PM, and Grace was born at 00:15 the next morning. So they’re special like that.
-She likes swords because they are sharp, pointy, and shiny.
-She can’t cook.
-She has nightmares about everything. One involves Zombie!Dean. And she has nightmares of him in hell.
-She is terrified of horror movies. Like…they hardcore freak her out.
-She likes fire!
-She’s a ballerina, has a black belt in kung-fu, and can play the piano.
-During her teenage rebellion stage, she became a hippie. She turned vegetarian, wore flowers in her hair, and tried to make peace with all of the supernatural things, instead of helping to hunt them.
-She has a pentagram tattoo, like Sam and Dean. But it’s on her back instead of her chest.
-She has two other tattoos somewhere else, but she won't tell you what they are or where they are. Not even Sam and Dean know. Chuck does, though! Because he's awesome and has seen her naked in prophet-y dreams.
-She kisses boys in the Impala. The scandal!
-If she can't sleep, she sleeps in the car.
-She is no stranger to dirty Mexican jail. Or American jail.
-She was prom queen. Twice. She was homecoming queen once.
-She is scared of elevators, clowns, and alligators in the sewers/pipes. Especially the alligators. God damn alligators.
-Popsicles are her favorite food group. Yes, it's a group. Especially the yellow ones. Mmmm, yellow.
-Grilled cheese is her favorite comfort food, but she sets it on fire whenever she tries to make it.
-She died and went to Hell once. But it was the shortest stay in Hell in the history of Hell, because a stereotypical good demon took pity on her and helped her escape.
-She calls Alastair Sparky.
-She speaks Japanese and Russian.
-She likes explosions, and is good at making big ones with even the most basic materials.
-She likes Rodgers and Hammerstien. And country music! And, you know, the stuff that Dean likes.
-She looks younger than she is. Don't question it. It just works that way.
-John let her have a goldfish when she was 11. She named it Goliath.
-She can't stand it when Sam is unhappy/upset in any way, shape, or form.
-She spouts out random facts when she's upset.
-She is a stress eater! Mostly of muffins, tacos, grilled cheese, and popsicles.
-She can sense when any member of her family is in trouble because her right ear twitches.
-She has a boatload of scars, most of them on her torso. Her favorite is one on her back that's parallel to and the length of her spine.
-Bobby is her Uncle Bobby, and, even though she's 30, he keeps popsicles in his freezer for her, hugs her constantly, and And pulls quarters out of her ear and always lets her keep them. (Thank you, maninflannel)
-Ruby likes her!
-She married Chuck the Prophet in Vegas. Then they got divorced.
-She took Ed Zeddmore's (of Ghostfacers fame) virginity.
-She's also slept with at least one US Senator.
-Everyone loves her. Yes, even you.