If only I had the strength you'd be completely accepting something else
so last night was so fucking awesome...well, lets see...Amy picked me up & we went to Koozy's(since she gets free food there)...ya, I had what the place called Lasgana(can't spell it for shit)...which the only resemblance to actually Lasgana that it had was the sauce...but it still tasted pretty damn good(actually it tasted better than real Lasgana)...then we went driving to Mojoes...ya, we got there around 7...so like we were just sitting on one of the couches and talking for like 2 hours...ya, there were like these like little kids that were like in elemetary school still that walked in at one point & one of them was like wearing a tube top(& she had like no boobs to hold it up even)...& it's like 'WTF?!'...see that ladies and gentlemen, is a perfect example on how our society is going downhill...back to the show...well, the show finally got started around 9 so we went in the room where the bands are at & Mors Ad Amor started playing...haha...& like started playing & then stopped 3 seconds later & their guitarist was like 'that was our first song'...lol..ya, so then they started playing again & the hardcore kids wasted no time in starting a pit...& then like later on the kids started one again & the first kid to start was right in front of me so he goes slamming back & of course & end up going with him....ya, but then Amy & me got up to the front & took some sweet ass pics...ya, the guys in that band were so hot...ya, for their last song they had this on guy that they recently added to the band come up and sing & the kid went like totally crazy....then they set ended & Danger Danger came on...ok this band looks like they are soooo harmless...& like the singers talking & he's like 'ya, we're Danger Danger & we're dangerous' & stuff like that...And he was NOT lying...like before the they started playing like he gave a little swing of his mic to see how far out he could swing it w/o hitting ppl so Amy & me instantly step back a foot...then like they started playing & all hell breaks loose...there's a big hardcore pit(you know the ones where they are throwing punches & kicking like crazy) behind us & then the singer is ABSOLUTELY crazy...like he rammed into the front row & he's going all over the place..climing up the side of the wall & lifting up the ceiling tile & screaming into it...he was outta control...& like he rammed into the mic stand & it almost hit me & then he goes to kick the mic stand & I swore it was gonna hit me...& I like petrified throughout their whole set...ya, & the singer gave himself a bloody lip...XDDD their one guitarist had frickin women legs(no lie)...it was soo funny...then like a bunch of other dudes come on stage & take their instruments & play one song...ya, these dudes are the ones that look like they ARE gonna cause damage & be fucking nuts....they didn't do shit...it was like the ppl were outta wack...so then their sets over & Destroyvale starts setting up...man they all look so sexy...XD...ya, Amy & me were talking about how we were jealous of Al's legs b/c they are sooo skinny....XDD...& Amy was like checking out guys' boxers the whole night(like some dude had winnie the pooh ones XDD) & like she notice that Rico was wearing Santa Clause boxers(XDD)...ya, then like Bill takes his pants off so he's like in a shirt & boxers(which Amy enjoyed that i bet..XD)...ya, they are all ready to play now & Al starts some weird introduction thing & like someone is waving a Destroyvale flag toward the back...& then they start playing...& I go picture crazy...ya, but I was getting SOOO pissed cuz Cameron wouldn't turn around at all...ya, but like at one point like Rico pulls out a pack of ciggerettes & him, Al, & Cameron all start smoking em & like Cameron puts his inbetween the strings & neck of his guitar & then Al tries but it his just drops to floor so he just puts it out & then Rico just starts playing the keyboards while smoking his...ya, it was crazy...then like Rico grabs this Elvis guitar shaped bottle & jumps on Jim's back, which causes Jim to fall into the crowd & onto the ground...it was pyschotic...so then the show ends Amy & me leave & we drive home rocking out to Senses Fail...& then that's basically it...ya, I've been up since 7 this morning...I have no idea how...
Ya, I decided to do a Suave theme for most of the captions(you'll find out later why)
Mors Ad Amor
Caption:
Drummer:*does Suave commercial impression*
Description: Drummer of Mors Ad Amor
Caption:
Singer: Oh my god! Did you just see his Suave commercial impression?!
Guitarist: OH MY GOD, YA! It was most amazing thing I've ever seen!!!!
Description: One of Mors Ad Amor most recent added singer & guitar...
Caption:
Bassist:*all disappointed* Man...I wish I could be in a Suave commercial
Description: bassist/vocalist of Mors Ad Amor
Caption:
Singer: OH MY GAWD I LOVE SUAVE!!!
Guitarist:*to self* oh man...not the suave thing again...
Description: Guitarist & Singer of Mors Ad Amor
Caption:
Singer: Suave is like*does the pose in the pic*...an organism!
Description: lead singer of Mors Ad Amor
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Singer:*breaks out into the tune of "Box Of Sharp Objects"* It's our time to shine...through our hair, glorified by the suave shampoo
Description: singer of Mors Ad Amor...probably my fav. pic of the night...
Caption:
Guitarist: *to self*here we go again....
Description: guitarist of Mors Ad Amor
Caption:
Guitarist:*to self* Man...I wish I had Suave shampoo
Description: Guitarist of Mors Ad Amor
Caption:
Guitarist:*all disappoint*Why can't I have Suave shampoo?
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Bassist:*metal scream* WHY CAN'T I HAVE SUAVE SHAMPOO?!?!
Caption:
Guitarist: YA! Suave shampoo is sooo HARDCORE!!!!!!
Caption:
Guitarist: Man...he just so ruined the moment with his 'Suave is hardcore' thing...
Caption:
Bassist: Tell me about...it almost made me cry...
Caption:
Singer: Hey guys! What if they made a drunken Suave commercial*does his drunken Suave commercial impression*
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Bassist: *in whiny voice* I WANNA BE IN A DRUNKEN SUAVE COMMERCIAL!
Caption:
Guitarist: Why does our singer get to do all the cool commercials?
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Singer:*In whiny taunting voice* Cuz I'm cooler than you...
Caption:
Guitarist: Oh my god! You guys are like a bunch of two year olds!
Caption:
Guitarist:*in retarded voice* I don't act like a 2 year old!!
Caption:
Guitarist: Can we please play music like normal ppl!
Caption:
*Band tries to play music like normal ppl*
Destroyvale:
Caption:
Cameron:*shows the wall his Suave Commerical impression*
Description: Cameron, Guitarist of Destroyvale
Caption:
Collin:*has been so amazed by Cameron's Suave commercial impression that he is having difficulties playing his bass*
Description: Collin, Bassist of Destroyvale
Caption:
Collin:*still having difficulties playing bass* can't....get...the chords....on...the right...time!
Collin:*concentrates hard on getting the chord right*
Caption
Meanwhile....
Cameron:*the guitar was so amazed by Cameron's Suave Commerical impression that it has decided to make out with Cameron*
Caption:
Jim:OH MY GOD!!! HOW IS IT THAT THE GUITAR GETS TO MAKE OUT WITH CAMERON BEFORE I CAN?!?!?!
Description: Jim, lead singer of Destroyvale
Caption:
Jim:*is about to scream in frustration for not being able to makeout with Cameron*
Caption:
Meanwhile....
Al:*about to cry* MUST....NOT...CRY...FOR...NOT...HAVING...SUCH...A GOOD...SUAVE...IMPRESSION...
Description: Al, Guitarist of Destroyvale(the one with the skinny legs that Amy & me are jealous of)
Caption:
Al:*breaks down crying*WHY CAN'T I HAVE A GOOD SUAVE COMMERCIAL IMPRESSION?!?!?
(SEE!!! LOOK AT THOSE SKINNY ASS LEGS!!!!THEY ARE LIKE FRICKIN TOOTHPICKS!!)
Caption:
Meanwhile....
Rico: PSSH...I don't need to have a good suave commercial impression to look cool...
Description: Rico...who was playing the keyboards for Destroyvale...ya, he's also the guitarist for Gas Can Pickup...
Caption:
Rico: See...all I need to look cool is my cigerette & keyboard & my sweetass hat...
Caption:
Cameron:*refused to show his face until he lands a spot in a suave commercial*
Caption:
Collin:*thinking that Cameron is starting a new trend has decided to hide his face behind all his hair*
Caption:
Al:*to help cheer himself up, Al has decided to buy Suave Rocking Hair Gel:The gel that makes you look like your in mid-rocking out 24 hrs a day*
Caption:
Bill:*has decided to follow Al's trend, by buying himself Suave Rocking Hair Gel*
Description: Bill, drummer of Destroyvale
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Cameron:*has finally nailed the spot for the Suave commercial but is still slightly covering his face with hair until it get aired on TV*
Caption:
Jim:Oh, how I long to see Cameron's Suave commerical & make out with him....
THE END