Obscure post is obscure.
My Khrushchev-fish has a deformity! He only has half a tail, poor baby. No wonder he was one of the last in the tank.
(Explanation - I have seven goldfish, five of which are named after Russian leaders Tsar Nicholas to Khrushchev. One of the others is called Kennedy, and the Gorbachev-fish is in witness protection and is living under an assumed name.)
(Explanation - I have seven goldfish, five of which are named after Russian leaders Tsar Nicholas to Khrushchev. One of the others is called Kennedy, and the Gorbachev-fish is in witness protection and is living under an assumed name.)