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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I gave argentine65 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Friday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In September mpenton537 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for nilhenwen (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1024 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
the_ravingloony