*wibbles*
It’s been ages since I obsessed over Orli - he was my first love *cue sighing*. And then I realised that he may look pretty, but as soon as he opens his mouth the illusion is slightly spoiled. Not the best actor ever by a long shot. But look at the pretty!!!
8. Johnny Depp
My obsession with the lovely Mr. Depp lasted all of five minutes, but still. Look at him. No, seriously, look. It’ll be worth your while, I promise you.
7. David Wenham.
Shut up! I think he’s hot.... I carried a picture of him as Faramir in my purse for years. Actually, I think it’s still in there. I never got round to taking it out. And we’re never mentioning Moulin Rouge and Daisy here in the same sentence ever.
6. Sean Bean.
Strangely I started off hating this man, mostly because I really, really hated Boromir in FotR (wow, it’s been ages since I got to use that acronym). But now? Yeah. Please may I have?
5. Heath Ledger.
This is kinda creepy, but he’s still up here, immortalised by my Brokeback DVD.
4. Russell Crowe
Ok, he’s a dick, yes, but he’s handsome. And also I’ve never met him, which allows me to have a nice cushion of ignorance. If he ever punches me? Right off the list.
Pointless fact alert - Gladiator was the first film ever to make me cry.
3. Jason Momoa
You’ve probably never heard of this guy, but just look at the photos. That’s one big chunk of painfully handsome man right there. And it is a big chunk, cause he’s one hell of a tall guy. And he’s all tanned, dread-locked muscle. *rrowr* Ignore the fact he was in Baywatch Hawaii please. Just focus on him in SGA, when he’s the awesome badass that is Ronon. The awesome, hot badass.
2. Jake Gyllehaal
*squees* My Jakey! How I love him! My life before Jakey was empty! Empty I say! *flails with joy* He’s just the epitome of awesome! Christ, I even went through a phase of crushing on the man’s eyelashes for fuck’s sake! That’s just how much I adore him!
1. Joe Flanigan
The Flan! My current obsession of loveliness. Cause he is sexy. I mean, just all the slinky lines and muscles and the slouchiness. I never fixated on a man’s hands as much as I do with JF. Or a man’s neck - but Jesus, this guy’s throat is like porn. *twitches fanatically* And he’s got such a handsome face, with the pout and the eyes and the stubble and the expressiveness. *eeeeee!* And the Hair! The Hair is so awesome it deserves its own capital letter. (Also, he’s hairy all over, which I never really liked before. But on him? It works very nicely.) So, yes. Joe Flanigan is made of the awesome.
8. Johnny Depp
My obsession with the lovely Mr. Depp lasted all of five minutes, but still. Look at him. No, seriously, look. It’ll be worth your while, I promise you.
7. David Wenham.
Shut up! I think he’s hot.... I carried a picture of him as Faramir in my purse for years. Actually, I think it’s still in there. I never got round to taking it out. And we’re never mentioning Moulin Rouge and Daisy here in the same sentence ever.
6. Sean Bean.
Strangely I started off hating this man, mostly because I really, really hated Boromir in FotR (wow, it’s been ages since I got to use that acronym). But now? Yeah. Please may I have?
5. Heath Ledger.
This is kinda creepy, but he’s still up here, immortalised by my Brokeback DVD.
4. Russell Crowe
Ok, he’s a dick, yes, but he’s handsome. And also I’ve never met him, which allows me to have a nice cushion of ignorance. If he ever punches me? Right off the list.
Pointless fact alert - Gladiator was the first film ever to make me cry.
3. Jason Momoa
You’ve probably never heard of this guy, but just look at the photos. That’s one big chunk of painfully handsome man right there. And it is a big chunk, cause he’s one hell of a tall guy. And he’s all tanned, dread-locked muscle. *rrowr* Ignore the fact he was in Baywatch Hawaii please. Just focus on him in SGA, when he’s the awesome badass that is Ronon. The awesome, hot badass.
2. Jake Gyllehaal
*squees* My Jakey! How I love him! My life before Jakey was empty! Empty I say! *flails with joy* He’s just the epitome of awesome! Christ, I even went through a phase of crushing on the man’s eyelashes for fuck’s sake! That’s just how much I adore him!
1. Joe Flanigan
The Flan! My current obsession of loveliness. Cause he is sexy. I mean, just all the slinky lines and muscles and the slouchiness. I never fixated on a man’s hands as much as I do with JF. Or a man’s neck - but Jesus, this guy’s throat is like porn. *twitches fanatically* And he’s got such a handsome face, with the pout and the eyes and the stubble and the expressiveness. *eeeeee!* And the Hair! The Hair is so awesome it deserves its own capital letter. (Also, he’s hairy all over, which I never really liked before. But on him? It works very nicely.) So, yes. Joe Flanigan is made of the awesome.