9th Note -- Filtered from Drosselmeyer//Semi-Hackable

[freakyfanboy]

I should've known it couldn't last.

I don't think I need to note that yesterday was just a curse, I'm not really married, etc. I barely even know the girl in question.

I know I probably should venture out of my room every now and then and mingle with the others staying at Vash's, but...hmph. I don't feel like it after curses like that....Doumeki

Comments

[i_ceice_baby]

You're married?

[freakyfanboy]

No. That was just the curse.

[i_ceice_baby]

What's married?

[freakyfanboy]

...You can't be serious.

[i_ceice_baby]

It's serious?

[freakyfanboy]

What sort of sheltered society do YOU come from?!

It's your status when you've been wed to someone.

[i_ceice_baby]

Wed?

[freakyfanboy]

Married. ...Ah, wait...hrm. How do I explain this to someone...?

When you wed someone, they're...your life partner. You love them and live with them and eventually if you're lucky you have children and die together in your old age.

[i_ceice_baby]

Let's get married! You can be my human but we'll skip the children and dying part! We'll play games and do jokes on people all the time!!

[freakyfanboy]

.........................

What?

[i_ceice_baby]

Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!

[freakyfanboy]

WHAT?! No! There's nothing to cheer over! I didn't say yes!

I don't think you've fully grasped this concept.

[i_ceice_baby]

You don't want to be my human?

[freakyfanboy]

Marriage is a very serious commitment. You only get married after months, even years of courtship.

Well, unless the girl's pregnant and her father comes to your door with a gun....

[i_ceice_baby]

Really?

[freakyfanboy]

Definitively.