A MINUTE IN THE DAY OF THE LIFE OF FREAKY

[freaky_rara]

On the phone:

DON: Hi honey, I am going to stop and pick up something for lunch. Do you want anything?

ME: Ummmm, no.

DON: Are you sure?

ME: Yes.

AT HOME:

DON: Why didn't you want me to get you anything for lunch?

ME: I threw up this morning.

DON: YOU THREW UP???? WHY?

ME: Spotty found a picture that somebody posted online of a Rachael Ray dish and it made me throw up.

SILENCE. .. ...

ME: Do you want to see the picture?

DON: NO.