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Fuck Yeah Factory 2-U
Ok so I had today off and me and Laura were bored so we went to breakfast
Everything was fine and I jumped Laura into the Jamba gang but now she wants out and I'm gonna have to throw my next Jamba in her face...
but anyway so Laura asks if we can go to Factory 2-U and if you dont know what this is your really not missing much at all except ghettoness. Its like where all clearance items from like major chain stores go to die....this is the shit that is so lame horrible or just ugly that cant even be sold on clearance at marshalls or ross...yes this stuff can be pretty ugly.
Well anyway I said no we cant because I my draw my ghetto shopping line at the everythings .99 cents store. This is almost as bad as factory 2-U but they dont have clothes and scary underwear that could totally use as a parachute if ever in need.
Well anyway I tell her no and she looks pretty bummed by this so later in the day after I jumped her in she looked kinda upset so I told her we could go to the Factory....
WELL OH MY GOD...
So were in there and looking around and I'm making fun of the horrendous clothes and bras and underwear and almost anything I see..cuz well thats just how I am...But then while Laura is looking at some little thing she wants to buy her mom I spot from afar something so amazing....something so totally awesome that it could have only been found here....
What was it you ask....It was dinasour pillows....yes like the ones you had sheets of or pillows of when you were little......I was so awstruck and I ran to the pillows and was like OMG this is amazing this is totally the best factory 2-U experience ever.....
oh but then we still had to pay...that was an ordeal all in itself...since this is already insanely long I'll give you the highlights
-Asian (gay but doesnt know it yet) teenager doing a weird prance to the music that they were playing while picking out 1.99 shirts
-The ghettoest black/white family ever...I'm not even kidding the dad sounded like bobby brown....it was amazing
-a new cashier who didnt speak like any english...who had a good ten or more people in her line and there were no backup cashiers at all
-people trying to cut
Well yeah there is more to it and its amazing<333
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Saturday, April 22, 2006
Wow that was a long one!
Current mood: disappointed
Its really sad when people change into the kind of people they used to hate....its sad when good people become hypocrites just for somebody else.
I get that people change and shit but oh my god....at least change for yourself not to please someone else or to be cool or whatever like really. And could we possibly try changing for the better not the worse?
Stop being a fucking hypocrite grow some balls and fucking own up to the fact that your a liar and a cheater and not waste everyones time pretending to be all high and mighty like you have never fucked someone over before..... Seriously.
I also dont understand what the point of lying is.. In some cases cool a little lie to spare someones feelings...like when people say do I look fat in this and people say "oh no you look cute" they are lying so you wont feel like shit. The kind of lying I'm talking about is when you say your gonna do something and then you never do you say you will follow through with shit and it never happens. Why not just say from the very beginning NO! Save us all the bullshit and the excuses of why you didnt or couldnt or wouldnt and just say no to start just think of a stupid excuse then, instead of later when everyone is like dude what the fuck. I am so tired of getting promises and pinky swears and blah blah blah...Seriously for the past few years thats all I've gotten empty promises after empty promises why would someone intentionally hurt another person without any regard for there feelings. Whats the point? Because in the long run your stuck trying to cover your ass for every lie you've ever told and then it starts to catch up to you. So yeah that is my rambling.... If you have a problem with what I said then good it was probably directed towards you or someone you know.
Oh and I'm still waiting for my dog
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Saturday, August 20, 2005
DO IT
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
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Thursday, May 20, 2004
it's a sign they want to make out
This was refreshing...
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
rush many people (especially women) enjoy when a lover carefully yt firmly grabs them by
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? The wall
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? chappelles show
4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 8:30
5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 8:32
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? tina and laura talking and jesse playing NFS
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Like 5 minutes ago...we were walking back into laruas apt
8.Before you came to this website, what did you look at? myspace
9. What are you wearing? Jeans, converse, and my BNO track jacket
10. Did you dream last night? yeah but I dont remeber all of it
11. When did you last laugh? ummm right now actually hahahaha SLAP IT
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in? pics of marilyn monroe, Lucille Ball, Elvis Presley
13. Seen anything weird lately? A dude with some super long long nails at the pound...ewww yeah
14. What do you think of this quiz? It's goood
15. What is the last film you saw? Finding Nemo
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? A New Car
17. Tell something about you that no one knows. wouldnt you like to know
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? hmmm there are so many things
19. Do you like to dance? mmmhhhmmmmm
20. George Bush: Dont even get me started
21a. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Aurora haha just like tina
21b. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Heath, Logan
22. Would you ever consider living abroad? u mmm yeah as long as it's really pretty
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Monday, May 03, 2004
I have to have that meat in my mouth
Today was fun
played max payne 2
ate lunch with my mom and jesse
went to go pick up laura
went to walmart and looked at the cute shirt...laura almost got hit by a big black lady with a cart....
I AM INVINCIBLE
got jamba the fucking card didnt work so I called the girl a bitch
went to petsmart and got PETER...I picked him out he's got one eye.
went to the oak mill to show jesse poo
drove on the highway singing naughty girl by beyonce.....hahaha
went to in and out..."I'll have a ummmmmmmm 2" a fucking double double shit you fatty hahahahaha
I GOT GOOD EATS
back to the oak mill and gave jesse his food he smelled
went back to lauras to eat our food
paid her rent
got her mail
watched laura run in place for 5 min....or not haha dumbass
and now I"m gonna take her bitch ass non driving hi I'm laura and I walk everywhere ass to work cuz I love her...hahaha
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Wednesday, April 14, 2004
so today.....
this is my story for laura cuz I told her I'd explain what happened to me at target.....this is how I talk to it should be fun!!!
Ok so today I went target right...and a little while ago I had bought ummm dead to rights for my dad's xbox and uh so I was taking it back and I bought it for 16 dollars and 88 cents right.....so I go back today without my receipt cuz my moms dumb and lost it....and I tell nadine(this girl I work with) that I dont have my receipt and to check the price cuz I"m just gonna do an exchange in electronics.....and so she tells me that the fucking game is 19.99.....I'm stoked......I was like shit dude that means that I can get an even exchange....cuz kill bill was 19.99 so yeah I go over to electronics and I get kill bill and I go back and guess how fucking much it was??.....
(laura said 16.88 she was wrong but close) NO dude it was fucking 15.99 (NO SHIT) yeah so then nadine says I have to go and get something for in electronics for like 4.28 and i'm like shit cuz I only have like 3 dollars so I go over and I'm looking and the only thing I found was a camera.....so I got kill bill and a camera for 16.88
It was sweet.......it was really sweet!!!!!!!
oh yeah and I put two really cute purses on layaway...haha layaway cuz my ass be poor....but yeah there cute...thanks laura
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shut the fuck up
ok this is for laura cuz I'm at her house and she's going on and on about how
"YOU NEVER POST" (whiny voice)
"LOOK AT HOW OLD THIS IS"(whiny voice)
so here you go laura just for you I posted so you would shut up..........
you know you love me cuz your sitting there cracking up hahahahahahahahahahhahahah cuz I know you love those!!!!!!
but yeah where the fuck is tina.........that bitch is still at home I know it.........probably eating or something........fucking whore............get your asss over here NOW!!!!!!!!
oh yeah I bought kill bill and a disposable camera today.
GO ME!
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Friday, December 19, 2003
so yeah woop woop this kept me busy!!!
current dress: Hatebreed shirt, pjs's and slippers
current mood: very very fucking upset!!!
current music: the sound of mymoms voice talking to my sister
current taste: Almond M&M's
current hair: Umm ugly brown crappy hair
current annoyance: How cold it is...and how complicated my life is
current smell: The heater...haha we have an old house so our heater smells funny haha
current thing i ought to be doing: getting dressed and going xmas shopping
current favorite musical group: NFG
current cd in stereo: FNFG
current color of toenails: RED
current worry: I dont know what to get people for xmas :(
boring section
longest relationship :ummm I've never had one
been in love with more than one person: Yes...one was a girl one was a guy....I LOVE THE GIRL WITH ALL MY HEART SHE IS MY WORLD <3TINA<3
sweetest thing a girl has done for you?: Tina always makes me feel better and gives me something to look forward to that in itself is the sweetest thing!!!!
someone break your heart?: Yes...twice actually
last person you talked to: My Mom
last person you hugged:J esse
last person you instant messaged: Tina
last person you yelled at: My Mom
last person who broke your heart: I decline to state
favorite food: yummmm I'm fat so I like alot of food!!!
favorite drink: Orange soda bitches!!!!!
favorite color: PINK and black and turquiose
favorite album: psssh right now NFG Nothing Gold Can Stay
favorite candy: I'm a candy fiend
favorite tv show: viva la bam, queer eye for the straight guy
favorite movie: Super Troopers is one of them
favorite veggie: I like corn, and I know it's not a veggie but it has veggies in it...haha salad!!!!
are you understanding?: VERY
are you open-minded?: ummm of course
are you arrogant?: no
are you insecure?: god yes ask Tina
are you interesting?: haha dude I'm gonna have to go with yes!!!!
are you hungry?: Yeah I'm gonna see if my mom will take me out to lunch!!!
are you friendly?: Yes...but I can be quite so people tend to think I'm stuck up but I'm not!!!
are you smart?: Yes I am
are you moody?: I can be
are you childish?: FUCK YES!!!
are you independent?: Not finacially but yes I am
are you hard-working?: EEhhh it depends on what I'm working for
are you healthy?: I dont think so
are you emotional?:Yes but not many people see all of them
are you difficult?: ummm I can be but for the most part I just go with the flow
are you attractive?: hahahahhahahaha NO!!!!
are you bored easily?: nope ask anyone I can entertain myself forever haha
are you messy?: Yyep yep
are you thirsty?: I am quite parched haha
are you responsible?: yes very
are you obsessed?: yes with TINA!!!
are you angry?: haha You'll know when I'm angry cuz tina will be yelling at you for me
are you sad?: right now I am
are you happy?: ummm not really
are you talkative?: Fuck yes I am just ask anyone who has heard me ramble on and on about shit to my parents I swear I can talk and talk and talk.....
are you legal?: for what???? ummmm yes and no
are you different?: Yes
are you content?: No
are you a deep thinker?: Yes and sometimes I dont like it...dont leave me alone for two long cuz I get to thinking about bad things
are you self-disciplined?: yes and no
are you sleepy?: right now yeah
are you lonely?: Yes :( and no how can you be lonely with a best friend like I have umm you cant
who do you want to kill?: hahahaha I can thing of a few I'd thin about killing but only two that I wish death upon...that would be amanda g and Matt and that's cuz they both fucked with Tina
who do you want get really drunk with?: No one I havnt drank in like 7 months
who do you want to look like?: not me
who do you want to be like?: it doesnt matter someone who isnt me
who do you want to talk to?: Someone who I cant
Ok so I had today off and me and Laura were bored so we went to breakfast
Everything was fine and I jumped Laura into the Jamba gang but now she wants out and I'm gonna have to throw my next Jamba in her face...
but anyway so Laura asks if we can go to Factory 2-U and if you dont know what this is your really not missing much at all except ghettoness. Its like where all clearance items from like major chain stores go to die....this is the shit that is so lame horrible or just ugly that cant even be sold on clearance at marshalls or ross...yes this stuff can be pretty ugly.
Well anyway I said no we cant because I my draw my ghetto shopping line at the everythings .99 cents store. This is almost as bad as factory 2-U but they dont have clothes and scary underwear that could totally use as a parachute if ever in need.
Well anyway I tell her no and she looks pretty bummed by this so later in the day after I jumped her in she looked kinda upset so I told her we could go to the Factory....
WELL OH MY GOD...
So were in there and looking around and I'm making fun of the horrendous clothes and bras and underwear and almost anything I see..cuz well thats just how I am...But then while Laura is looking at some little thing she wants to buy her mom I spot from afar something so amazing....something so totally awesome that it could have only been found here....
What was it you ask....It was dinasour pillows....yes like the ones you had sheets of or pillows of when you were little......I was so awstruck and I ran to the pillows and was like OMG this is amazing this is totally the best factory 2-U experience ever.....
oh but then we still had to pay...that was an ordeal all in itself...since this is already insanely long I'll give you the highlights
-Asian (gay but doesnt know it yet) teenager doing a weird prance to the music that they were playing while picking out 1.99 shirts
-The ghettoest black/white family ever...I'm not even kidding the dad sounded like bobby brown....it was amazing
-a new cashier who didnt speak like any english...who had a good ten or more people in her line and there were no backup cashiers at all
-people trying to cut
Well yeah there is more to it and its amazing<333
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Saturday, April 22, 2006
Wow that was a long one!
Current mood: disappointed
Its really sad when people change into the kind of people they used to hate....its sad when good people become hypocrites just for somebody else.
I get that people change and shit but oh my god....at least change for yourself not to please someone else or to be cool or whatever like really. And could we possibly try changing for the better not the worse?
Stop being a fucking hypocrite grow some balls and fucking own up to the fact that your a liar and a cheater and not waste everyones time pretending to be all high and mighty like you have never fucked someone over before..... Seriously.
I also dont understand what the point of lying is.. In some cases cool a little lie to spare someones feelings...like when people say do I look fat in this and people say "oh no you look cute" they are lying so you wont feel like shit. The kind of lying I'm talking about is when you say your gonna do something and then you never do you say you will follow through with shit and it never happens. Why not just say from the very beginning NO! Save us all the bullshit and the excuses of why you didnt or couldnt or wouldnt and just say no to start just think of a stupid excuse then, instead of later when everyone is like dude what the fuck. I am so tired of getting promises and pinky swears and blah blah blah...Seriously for the past few years thats all I've gotten empty promises after empty promises why would someone intentionally hurt another person without any regard for there feelings. Whats the point? Because in the long run your stuck trying to cover your ass for every lie you've ever told and then it starts to catch up to you. So yeah that is my rambling.... If you have a problem with what I said then good it was probably directed towards you or someone you know.
Oh and I'm still waiting for my dog
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Saturday, August 20, 2005
DO IT
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
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Thursday, May 20, 2004
it's a sign they want to make out
This was refreshing...
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
rush many people (especially women) enjoy when a lover carefully yt firmly grabs them by
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? The wall
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? chappelles show
4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 8:30
5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 8:32
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? tina and laura talking and jesse playing NFS
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Like 5 minutes ago...we were walking back into laruas apt
8.Before you came to this website, what did you look at? myspace
9. What are you wearing? Jeans, converse, and my BNO track jacket
10. Did you dream last night? yeah but I dont remeber all of it
11. When did you last laugh? ummm right now actually hahahaha SLAP IT
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in? pics of marilyn monroe, Lucille Ball, Elvis Presley
13. Seen anything weird lately? A dude with some super long long nails at the pound...ewww yeah
14. What do you think of this quiz? It's goood
15. What is the last film you saw? Finding Nemo
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? A New Car
17. Tell something about you that no one knows. wouldnt you like to know
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? hmmm there are so many things
19. Do you like to dance? mmmhhhmmmmm
20. George Bush: Dont even get me started
21a. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Aurora haha just like tina
21b. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Heath, Logan
22. Would you ever consider living abroad? u mmm yeah as long as it's really pretty
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Monday, May 03, 2004
I have to have that meat in my mouth
Today was fun
played max payne 2
ate lunch with my mom and jesse
went to go pick up laura
went to walmart and looked at the cute shirt...laura almost got hit by a big black lady with a cart....
I AM INVINCIBLE
got jamba the fucking card didnt work so I called the girl a bitch
went to petsmart and got PETER...I picked him out he's got one eye.
went to the oak mill to show jesse poo
drove on the highway singing naughty girl by beyonce.....hahaha
went to in and out..."I'll have a ummmmmmmm 2" a fucking double double shit you fatty hahahahaha
I GOT GOOD EATS
back to the oak mill and gave jesse his food he smelled
went back to lauras to eat our food
paid her rent
got her mail
watched laura run in place for 5 min....or not haha dumbass
and now I"m gonna take her bitch ass non driving hi I'm laura and I walk everywhere ass to work cuz I love her...hahaha
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Wednesday, April 14, 2004
so today.....
this is my story for laura cuz I told her I'd explain what happened to me at target.....this is how I talk to it should be fun!!!
Ok so today I went target right...and a little while ago I had bought ummm dead to rights for my dad's xbox and uh so I was taking it back and I bought it for 16 dollars and 88 cents right.....so I go back today without my receipt cuz my moms dumb and lost it....and I tell nadine(this girl I work with) that I dont have my receipt and to check the price cuz I"m just gonna do an exchange in electronics.....and so she tells me that the fucking game is 19.99.....I'm stoked......I was like shit dude that means that I can get an even exchange....cuz kill bill was 19.99 so yeah I go over to electronics and I get kill bill and I go back and guess how fucking much it was??.....
(laura said 16.88 she was wrong but close) NO dude it was fucking 15.99 (NO SHIT) yeah so then nadine says I have to go and get something for in electronics for like 4.28 and i'm like shit cuz I only have like 3 dollars so I go over and I'm looking and the only thing I found was a camera.....so I got kill bill and a camera for 16.88
It was sweet.......it was really sweet!!!!!!!
oh yeah and I put two really cute purses on layaway...haha layaway cuz my ass be poor....but yeah there cute...thanks laura
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shut the fuck up
ok this is for laura cuz I'm at her house and she's going on and on about how
"YOU NEVER POST" (whiny voice)
"LOOK AT HOW OLD THIS IS"(whiny voice)
so here you go laura just for you I posted so you would shut up..........
you know you love me cuz your sitting there cracking up hahahahahahahahahahhahahah cuz I know you love those!!!!!!
but yeah where the fuck is tina.........that bitch is still at home I know it.........probably eating or something........fucking whore............get your asss over here NOW!!!!!!!!
oh yeah I bought kill bill and a disposable camera today.
GO ME!
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Friday, December 19, 2003
so yeah woop woop this kept me busy!!!
current dress: Hatebreed shirt, pjs's and slippers
current mood: very very fucking upset!!!
current music: the sound of mymoms voice talking to my sister
current taste: Almond M&M's
current hair: Umm ugly brown crappy hair
current annoyance: How cold it is...and how complicated my life is
current smell: The heater...haha we have an old house so our heater smells funny haha
current thing i ought to be doing: getting dressed and going xmas shopping
current favorite musical group: NFG
current cd in stereo: FNFG
current color of toenails: RED
current worry: I dont know what to get people for xmas :(
boring section
longest relationship :ummm I've never had one
been in love with more than one person: Yes...one was a girl one was a guy....I LOVE THE GIRL WITH ALL MY HEART SHE IS MY WORLD <3TINA<3
sweetest thing a girl has done for you?: Tina always makes me feel better and gives me something to look forward to that in itself is the sweetest thing!!!!
someone break your heart?: Yes...twice actually
last person you talked to: My Mom
last person you hugged:J esse
last person you instant messaged: Tina
last person you yelled at: My Mom
last person who broke your heart: I decline to state
favorite food: yummmm I'm fat so I like alot of food!!!
favorite drink: Orange soda bitches!!!!!
favorite color: PINK and black and turquiose
favorite album: psssh right now NFG Nothing Gold Can Stay
favorite candy: I'm a candy fiend
favorite tv show: viva la bam, queer eye for the straight guy
favorite movie: Super Troopers is one of them
favorite veggie: I like corn, and I know it's not a veggie but it has veggies in it...haha salad!!!!
are you understanding?: VERY
are you open-minded?: ummm of course
are you arrogant?: no
are you insecure?: god yes ask Tina
are you interesting?: haha dude I'm gonna have to go with yes!!!!
are you hungry?: Yeah I'm gonna see if my mom will take me out to lunch!!!
are you friendly?: Yes...but I can be quite so people tend to think I'm stuck up but I'm not!!!
are you smart?: Yes I am
are you moody?: I can be
are you childish?: FUCK YES!!!
are you independent?: Not finacially but yes I am
are you hard-working?: EEhhh it depends on what I'm working for
are you healthy?: I dont think so
are you emotional?:Yes but not many people see all of them
are you difficult?: ummm I can be but for the most part I just go with the flow
are you attractive?: hahahahhahahaha NO!!!!
are you bored easily?: nope ask anyone I can entertain myself forever haha
are you messy?: Yyep yep
are you thirsty?: I am quite parched haha
are you responsible?: yes very
are you obsessed?: yes with TINA!!!
are you angry?: haha You'll know when I'm angry cuz tina will be yelling at you for me
are you sad?: right now I am
are you happy?: ummm not really
are you talkative?: Fuck yes I am just ask anyone who has heard me ramble on and on about shit to my parents I swear I can talk and talk and talk.....
are you legal?: for what???? ummmm yes and no
are you different?: Yes
are you content?: No
are you a deep thinker?: Yes and sometimes I dont like it...dont leave me alone for two long cuz I get to thinking about bad things
are you self-disciplined?: yes and no
are you sleepy?: right now yeah
are you lonely?: Yes :( and no how can you be lonely with a best friend like I have umm you cant
who do you want to kill?: hahahaha I can thing of a few I'd thin about killing but only two that I wish death upon...that would be amanda g and Matt and that's cuz they both fucked with Tina
who do you want get really drunk with?: No one I havnt drank in like 7 months
who do you want to look like?: not me
who do you want to be like?: it doesnt matter someone who isnt me
who do you want to talk to?: Someone who I cant