Brief thoughts on various topics
not comedy, not satire, not drama, just a collection of thoughts. im not trying to offend people, though im sure i will, so stop reading if you get offended easily.
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Why is it that the people who complain the most about taxes always pay the least?
How come you dont see any fat smart people?
If someone nuked China and killed half the people, would it really matter? (same for US, Russia, India, Indonesia)
If you committ suicide, you're probably shouldn't be living, anyway.
Hypocrisy should be a sin
Lying should not
Do my parents have a different setting, besides 'hate matt' ?
Damn, chinese people are like rabbits
News reporters always seem to find the dumbest slack-jawed people to explain tornados/ floods/ trailer fires
Thinking of the concept of Infinity makes my head hurt
So does thinking of how the universe started
How the hell did they get the name Apple Jacks
Damn I wish she liked me
Super Wal-Mart; would you want to buy your clothes there? No. Then why on earth would you want to buy your food there?
Everything colder than about 20 degrees feels about the same
With the trend of lower pants, pretty soon, all those rappers' pants will be held securely at the ankles, then clinton will be in style.
There are two ways to believe: either that everything is a miracle, or that nothing is (Einstein)
exactly like gonzo Yoda sounds
97% fat free means 3% fat
Louie Anderson is not funny
Why is it that black people can call each other niggers, but i cant? I dont mind if someone calls me a polak.
speaking of which, NAACP: Sounds like someone didnt receive enough love as a child and now whines about everything just to get some attention
when do we go back to school?
when will ucf stop calling me?
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i think i wrote more than i planned on, but i got nothing to do. im gonna go to sleep now. this is going to be a fucking great new year
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Why is it that the people who complain the most about taxes always pay the least?
How come you dont see any fat smart people?
If someone nuked China and killed half the people, would it really matter? (same for US, Russia, India, Indonesia)
If you committ suicide, you're probably shouldn't be living, anyway.
Hypocrisy should be a sin
Lying should not
Do my parents have a different setting, besides 'hate matt' ?
Damn, chinese people are like rabbits
News reporters always seem to find the dumbest slack-jawed people to explain tornados/ floods/ trailer fires
Thinking of the concept of Infinity makes my head hurt
So does thinking of how the universe started
How the hell did they get the name Apple Jacks
Damn I wish she liked me
Super Wal-Mart; would you want to buy your clothes there? No. Then why on earth would you want to buy your food there?
Everything colder than about 20 degrees feels about the same
With the trend of lower pants, pretty soon, all those rappers' pants will be held securely at the ankles, then clinton will be in style.
There are two ways to believe: either that everything is a miracle, or that nothing is (Einstein)
exactly like gonzo Yoda sounds
97% fat free means 3% fat
Louie Anderson is not funny
Why is it that black people can call each other niggers, but i cant? I dont mind if someone calls me a polak.
speaking of which, NAACP: Sounds like someone didnt receive enough love as a child and now whines about everything just to get some attention
when do we go back to school?
when will ucf stop calling me?
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i think i wrote more than i planned on, but i got nothing to do. im gonna go to sleep now. this is going to be a fucking great new year